Rolled 6417 (1d9999)
It's simple.
>We cut Utah in haRflf~! >>6084218The more advanced diviners and sages of the C.U.C.K.S. pity the Order of the Old Gods. They worship deities far subordinate to the fell magics that reanimate The Clubbed. To throw them a bone and prevent their extinction, we grant them our 5 territories in southeast North Dakota, so they may expand into South Dakota, estarfblish themselves, them feast upon the Mormon heretics to the South.
