Alone in the dark of your basement, you see yet another fucking /civ/. While the writing is somewhat good, every year your displeasure and hatred for this "/civ/" format grows and grows. You hate how they flake, you hate how they try and update too fast, you hate how impatient they are.

You know for a fact that offering a million options just means that players will vote for something the questmaster doesn't want to run and then the questmaster is still running that. Even worse, one third vote for slimes, one third vote for dvarfs, and one third vote for humies; and then two thirds quit after you roll dice to break the tie or the tie is broken.

You want something different. You want to burn it all down and do it all again. You want to make an example, send a message. To start, perhaps you should.

So you know that at most five options should be offered at any given time. Perhaps they would pick a race, then pick a location, and maybe one more choice. That's not too long or short of a start.

But what about the various levels? Perhaps you need to fix those? You know the middle level is average and there are two levels better or worse than that. The middle option is 1d100, the next two above are 2d100 and 3d100, respectfully. That needs to change. BURN! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!

<span class="mu-s">Choices, FIRST TO 3:</span>

>Change the dice to 1d20, because less deviation between the numbers!

>Why is it 2d100 and 3d100, when it could be 1d100+20 and 1d100+40

>No, fuck that. It should be 3d50 and 4d50.