You're an assassin, trained by the assassin guild to be the perfect killing machine. You can kill in over seven hundred different ways and that is just with your bare hands.
But the assassin's guild betrayed you! They sent you into an impossible job - to kill something that can't be killled, death itself.
And so you embarked on your journey, with your companion Fluffles, the ponybee dogbard, expert bagpipe player, into hell itself, the abode of death!
As you arrive at the gates of hell, you find a <span class="mu-s">weird bitch with three heads</span>.
She asks you a riddle!
"What has one dick in the morning, two dicks in the afternoon and three dicks in the night?"

> Ur mum
> A faggot
> Kill her with your bare hands
> Waste a bullet shooting her

(You have a beretta m9 with 15 rounds in case you need to kill something from afar.)