You are Sergey Ivankovich Kozlov (or Ivan Kovlove, as your new ID would have you to believe), former resident of a small town now located in another dimension, and somewhat unwilling retainer to the same renowned scientist noble responsible for teleporting your hometown.

After raiding an underground city ruin left untouched for at least 50 years, you've come across an old artifact that forcibly made you and an almost-century old construct designed for warfare named Tau Enkidu enter a pact - a ritual that forever merges two souls, and was understood to be impossible without the consent of both parties.
To make things more complicated, Enkidu claims to come from a superpower with colonies around the world called Pandemonia, a civilization unknown to everyone and absent from any history books.

You've reconvened with your superior in her laboratory, where she reported her findings of the artifact and ran a number of tests on both you and your pactmate. While still at a loss at what could have happened to you, it seems that there are no negative effects from your unsolicited pact. Unfortunately, Dr. Nevada revealed she doesn't want to give up the artifact, as she doesn't trust anyone else to discover its secrets. Dame Gwynn is appalled by her decision to break her promise and add yet another felony to her record, but you side with the doctor - you have to know what happened to you, even if it means piling on secret after secret.

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