>>5734154>>5734415You can bend time to your will but you can't bend four hundred years of slavery. The marks of oppression are more than skin deep. The money they gave you must be used to bring you much needed solace to the ails of your soul. So you go spend it on hoes.
You find a whorehouse and go inside. You fuck as many hoes as you can until you run out of money.
Then you get an idea - what if you use your magical time powers to go back to before you started fucking the hoes so you can fuck them again, for free?
With this thought in mind, you rub the ring like it is the ring of alladin and you make your wish - limitless pussy.
Time starts flowing backwards, as you unfuck those hoes and your cum flows back into your dick and balls, and you find yourself back into the entrance of the whore house.
But time is frozen! All the whores turn into weird monsters with vagina dentata trying to eat your pecker! You run through the whorehouse trying to escape and finally you hide inside a a small broom closet.
But the brooms come alive and look like crazy ass serpents from hell!
You get outside of the broom closet into the floor, screaming, then the monsters get to you and...
And the hoes are around you looking concerned as why you made a mess in their broom closet and is screaming in the ground like a madman.
Sweating profusely, you ain't even in the mood of fucking no hoes no more. You leave the whorehouse and take a bus home. In the bus, you see a preppy girl reading a book.
It is something by Descartes. You remember the meme, and decide to give her the D.
"Yo girl, come wif me to my crib, I'm gonna show you my thang therefor I am if you know what I mean."
She smiles and says.
"Sure, let's go."
You take the girl to your place and you fuck her silly. Then you head outside and go smoke a blunt.
You gaze at the moon and the fucking moon is a fucking weird ass monster. How the fuck no one has notice the moon is a fucking monstrosity? It is pulsating with weird ass fleshy veins, those veins must be the size of the grandcanyon. What the fuck happened to the moon?
You must be getting crazy.
Then you see that bitch from the hospital. She is on the street with a gun. She's talking on the phone and there are cops with her. The cops are entering your apartment complex. Fuck! How you gonna escape?
> Climb to the roof> Jump into an alley> Go back in time > Write in 
