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<span class="mu-b">"Ngh... W-welcome back, Manager."</span>
Somewhere under Nevada...
In the previous thread, our dandy hero ACE SMITH had a small talk at the back of beyond with an old friend, flexed for a shrimp farm in a bathtub, and acquired a very knightly insect with a very long sword. (It's business as usual, you know~) And after these usual work orders, here comes a special guest.
And now, a word from our sponsors:
Courtesy of the red, white, and blue! Just for YOU!!! It's MEAT! From 98% American sources! With 0% human flesh! Guaranteed! Don't believe me? Let's ask our guest here in this studio we rented just for today!
"Hello, sir! This is Catherine speaking to you!"
"Hello."
"Our family at M Company wants to hear what YOU have to say about the consumption of M Company's MEAT and MEAT accessories. (It's nutritious! It's delicious! And it's ethically sourced from the finest sources we can get our hands on!) Pennies on the dollar for your thoughts?"
"Well, ma'am, I do like your burgers and I most certainly appreciate your, well, generous gifts of natural police to the force..."
"Yes?"
"Oh, and the original sauce is the best sauce. No imitation can quite beat its original."
"Yes, yes, yes, indeed! Our original Primer sauces are hand picked with freshly malked malkbugs-"
"So. As a Gold Star card holder at Beetleburger, I would thoroughly appreciate if you and everyone in this studio agree to come quietly."
"WOAW! What stunning praise! Are we being arrested?"
"Yes. While I know your kind can't quite help your aggressive marketing, each of us has duties to fulfill in our own positions. After all, the kidnapping of a high-ranking public official is a pretty serious offense..."
"Yip! Cut to commercial!"
OK! There you have it! The endorsement of the Metropolitan Police Cluster's Chief of Police, straight from the Gibberjabber's mouth!
Here at M Company we know you know what you want when you want it and we're giving you just that! Buy MEAT! Eat MEAT! Buy the BUG! Love the BUG! EAT MEAT! EAT MEAT! EAT-
- M Company live broadcast ad. As expected, market research indicates a lack of significant response from the general public.
ARCHIVE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Lobotomy%20Corporation
MANAGER NOTES:
General Info - https://pastebin.com/gFNpHHTh
Employee Dossier - https://pastebin.com/WVwXqavM
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/pu5G1JMAeYY (Yume 2kki OST: City of Liars)
<span class="mu-i">ring ring</span>
"Hey Anna? Yeah, listen, you gave the duds again. Yes, there was another clash with the bunnies again. Just bring the good ones. With pressure. *With* ammo. City Limits."
*sigh*
"Outer limits, yes. Thanks for nothing, you- Goodbye."
<span class="mu-i">click</span>
Somewhere under Nevada...
In the previous thread, our dandy hero ACE SMITH had a small talk at the back of beyond with an old friend, flexed for a shrimp farm in a bathtub, and acquired a very knightly insect with a very long sword. (It's business as usual, you know~) And after these usual work orders, here comes a special guest.
And now, a word from our sponsors:
Courtesy of the red, white, and blue! Just for YOU!!! It's MEAT! From 98% American sources! With 0% human flesh! Guaranteed! Don't believe me? Let's ask our guest here in this studio we rented just for today!
"Hello, sir! This is Catherine speaking to you!"
"Hello."
"Our family at M Company wants to hear what YOU have to say about the consumption of M Company's MEAT and MEAT accessories. (It's nutritious! It's delicious! And it's ethically sourced from the finest sources we can get our hands on!) Pennies on the dollar for your thoughts?"
"Well, ma'am, I do like your burgers and I most certainly appreciate your, well, generous gifts of natural police to the force..."
"Yes?"
"Oh, and the original sauce is the best sauce. No imitation can quite beat its original."
"Yes, yes, yes, indeed! Our original Primer sauces are hand picked with freshly malked malkbugs-"
"So. As a Gold Star card holder at Beetleburger, I would thoroughly appreciate if you and everyone in this studio agree to come quietly."
"WOAW! What stunning praise! Are we being arrested?"
"Yes. While I know your kind can't quite help your aggressive marketing, each of us has duties to fulfill in our own positions. After all, the kidnapping of a high-ranking public official is a pretty serious offense..."
"Yip! Cut to commercial!"
OK! There you have it! The endorsement of the Metropolitan Police Cluster's Chief of Police, straight from the Gibberjabber's mouth!
Here at M Company we know you know what you want when you want it and we're giving you just that! Buy MEAT! Eat MEAT! Buy the BUG! Love the BUG! EAT MEAT! EAT MEAT! EAT-
- M Company live broadcast ad. As expected, market research indicates a lack of significant response from the general public.
ARCHIVE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Lobotomy%20Corporation
MANAGER NOTES:
General Info - https://pastebin.com/gFNpHHTh
Employee Dossier - https://pastebin.com/WVwXqavM
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/pu5G1JMAeYY (Yume 2kki OST: City of Liars)
<span class="mu-i">ring ring</span>
"Hey Anna? Yeah, listen, you gave the duds again. Yes, there was another clash with the bunnies again. Just bring the good ones. With pressure. *With* ammo. City Limits."
*sigh*
"Outer limits, yes. Thanks for nothing, you- Goodbye."
<span class="mu-i">click</span>
