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Mort Quest #1

MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:nGe8I6zy Sat 30 Sep 2023 07:06:59 No.5778242 View View Reply Original Report

You're Mort! A Grim Reaper in training!

You're not doing so hot right this second. Your mom is busting your balls about school work. You couldn't give a fuck.

>Kill mom
>Do homework
>Crack open your sweet Alienware gaming Laptop and play some League of Legends the video game

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pu2/FpdE Sat 30 Sep 2023 07:23:52 No.5778252 Report

Quoted By: >>5778253

>>5778242
Or..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pu2/FpdE Sat 30 Sep 2023 07:24:55 No.5778253 Report

Quoted By: >>5778254 >>5778267

>>5778252
Rollin for last digit critical homework fail im guessin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pu2/FpdE Sat 30 Sep 2023 07:25:56 No.5778254 Report

Quoted By:

>>5778253
Ahaah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZIhKoN6h Sat 30 Sep 2023 07:43:09 No.5778265 Report

Quoted By: >>5778267

>>5778242
>Rape mom

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MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:nGe8I6zy Sat 30 Sep 2023 07:48:20 No.5778267 Report

Quoted By: >>5778268 >>5780782 >>5781031

>>5778253
>>5778265
You briefly consider using your mother for your carnal pleasures. She's got a sweet kiester. But you know you'll never be allowed to become a Grim Reaper if you do.

>Do homework
>Watch TV
>Crack open your sweet Alienware gaming Laptop and play some League of Legends the video game

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZIhKoN6h Sat 30 Sep 2023 07:49:51 No.5778268 Report

Quoted By: >>5781203

>>5778267
>Whack it to MILF porn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CdczNQm2 Mon 02 Oct 2023 09:42:56 No.5780782 Report

Quoted By: >>5781203

>>5778267
>Whack it to MILF porn and do our home work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7CeYu0v Mon 02 Oct 2023 16:56:02 No.5781031 Report

Quoted By: >>5781203

>>5778267
>Crack open our sweet alienware gaming laptop and start h a c k i n g

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MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:sWozioRR Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:17:34 No.5781203 Report

Quoted By: >>5781210

>>5778268
>>5780782
>>5781031
You dodge the urge to have your way with your mommy, and instead sulk to your room.

Once inside, you tell yourself it's time to stop messing around and get down to business.

So you open Pornhub, type 'MILF' into the search bar, and see a list of disappointing thumbnails.

You've seen all these vids before. You start thinking... wondering if Pornhub is hiding the good shit for themselves.

You open the CMD window.

>Write some code to hack into Pornhub's servers and uncover their Ultra Rare Mommy Milf porn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rzr81L7A Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:22:45 No.5781210 Report

Quoted By: >>5781223

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5781203
import time

def hack_multimedia_platform(username, password):
print(f"Initiating hack on http://www.pornhub.com multimedia platform...")
time.sleep(2)
print("Connecting to server...")
time.sleep(2)
print("Bypassing firewall...")
time.sleep(2)
print("Injecting code into mainframe...")
time.sleep(2)
print("Gaining root access...")
time.sleep(2)
print("Access granted!")

# Displaying fake user credentials
print(f"Username: {username}")
print(f"Password: {password}")

# Initiating data extraction
print("Sifting by search terms 'milf'; 'mommy'; 'stepmom'; 'stepmother')
print("Extracting multimedia files from http://www.pornhub.com...";)
time.sleep(3)
print("Hack complete!")

# Usage example
username = input("Enter target username: ")
password = input("Enter target password: ")

hack_multimedia_platform(username, password)

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MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:sWozioRR Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:31:55 No.5781223 Report

Quoted By: >>5781233 >>5781259 >>5781311 >>5781365

>>5781210
You're in.

There it is, in front of your eyes. All the things Pornhub never wanted you to see. All the forbidden porn genres. Homeless Incest. Beastialititty. Adopted cats. Chocolate dipped balls. Every single porn genre you can name.

But then you see it... the one single video that Pornhub never should have uploaded to their super hidden Matrix department.

An assuming video entitled "Bony fag sleep-eats multiple cocks"

In the thumbnail, you can see yourself.

You're passed out at Tim Becker's going away party back in '97.

>Open video
>Don't open video
>Don't open video, but dwell on it all night until you can't sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rzr81L7A Mon 02 Oct 2023 19:45:48 No.5781233 Report

Quoted By: >>5784086

>>5781223
>Don't open video, but dwell on it all night until you can't sleep
AAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2VMGYzfZ Mon 02 Oct 2023 20:11:12 No.5781259 Report

Quoted By:

>>5781223
>>Open video
Do it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkNs1nA7 Mon 02 Oct 2023 21:01:33 No.5781311 Report

Quoted By: >>5784086

>>5781223
>Don't open video, but dwell on it all night until you can't sleep
The perils of grim reapering.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VhA31J8I Mon 02 Oct 2023 21:54:47 No.5781365 Report

Quoted By: >>5784086

>>5781223
>Don't open video
Get real, niggers. It's time to reap.

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MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:sWozioRR Thu 05 Oct 2023 16:18:48 No.5784086 Report

Quoted By: >>5784211

>>5781233
>>5781311
>>5781365

You put it out of your mind. It's no biggie. You'll sleep juuuust fine.

It's time to reap some souls.

You need to finish your Grim Reaper homework.

Task one: Retrieve the soul of the most depressed person on Earth

>Who we reapin?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LGmeJWsA Thu 05 Oct 2023 17:41:13 No.5784211 Report

Quoted By: >>5784280

>>5784086
watch the video then reap ourself

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MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:sWozioRR Thu 05 Oct 2023 19:12:07 No.5784280 Report

Quoted By: >>5784281

>>5784211
IT'S SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT AAAAAAAAAAAA

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MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:sWozioRR Thu 05 Oct 2023 19:13:08 No.5784281 Report

Quoted By: >>5784295 >>5784308 >>5790122

>>5784280
[blue][b:lit][i:lit]—THE END—[/blue][/b:lit][/i:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7CeYu0v Thu 05 Oct 2023 19:39:45 No.5784295 Report

Quoted By: >>5784300

>>5784281
great quest op loved it

but we forgor that reaping yourself is how we get to school

MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM

MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:sWozioRR Thu 05 Oct 2023 19:47:02 No.5784300 Report

Quoted By: >>5784305 >>5784520

>>5784295
That was going to be the joke of #2, where I open with Mort being like "fuck" cuz he can't die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B7CeYu0v Thu 05 Oct 2023 19:51:47 No.5784305 Report

Quoted By: >>5784308

>>5784300
we can't exactly die but I can exactly steal your thunder haha lmao DUNKED

see you in number two gangsta

MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM

MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:sWozioRR Thu 05 Oct 2023 19:52:50 No.5784308 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784305

>>5784281 me rn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rzr81L7A Fri 06 Oct 2023 01:05:48 No.5784520 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784300
Kek

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MrMort !PtCGL6PQzM ID:sWozioRR Tue 10 Oct 2023 13:42:54 No.5790122 Report

Quoted By:

>>5784281

You stand in Limbo, waiting for the bus back to Purgatory. Annoyingly, you find yourself incapable of dying.

>Find Tim Becker, reap his soul, then get your revenge
>Find Tim Becker, reap his soul, then get your revenge
>Find Tim Becker, reap his soul, then get your revenge

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