You are Commander Red, you have formed the formable Red Ribbon Army, with a single goal, to collect the seven Dragon Balls.
However, your efforts are hindered by a stupid kid and a blue midget.
How will you collect the dragon balls? Who will you send to deal with the kid?

No power levels here (just rolling), but Son Goku is almost impossible to kill.
Also, the thread team:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmplZojOZJY