You awake alone in a room, as per cliche, you have 3 things: a HORRIBLE HANGOVER (H^1), a PISTOL (G^1), and a copy of the WEEZER BLUE ALBUM (Weez^1) for some reason.
Anonymous
>>5840562 Listen to the WEEZER BLUE ALBUM, duh
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Thu 23 Nov 2023 23:38:29 No. 5840602 Report >>5840580 You play the WEEZER BLUE ALBUM on a record player that you didn't notice before.
God, you love this album.
Anonymous
>>5840602 Finish the album before only in dreams kicks in and go open the door :3
Anonymous
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Thu 23 Nov 2023 23:46:19 No. 5840608 Report >>5840604 >>5840606 NO. YOU WILL FINISH ONLY IN DREAMS LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE BEING OF AMBIGOUS GENDER YOU ARE.
Anonymous
>>5840608 Man,,
Does the door open after that song ion wanna wait 7 minutes
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Thu 23 Nov 2023 23:54:04 No. 5840618 Report >>5840612 If it'll make your impatient (and illiterate) ass wait for a few minutes then YES, the door does appear to be hooked up to the record player in some way.
Anonymous
>>5840618 Shoot yourself with the gun before only in dreams plays (i hate that song more than anything on this planet :3)
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:02:29 No. 5840636 Report >>5840625 Your swear that you will use your gun to shoot any OID haters you come across.
The Blue Album is perfect LALAALLAALALAL I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous
>>5840636 Your lucky this site has more moderation than spacehey
Anyway uhh fuck it switch the song to be the actually good part of that song ear the end
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:16:17 No. 5840650 Report >>5840638 You WAIT for the song to reach that part, because you're not a FUCKING ANIMAL.
And when you do, the door opens!
Anonymous
>>5840650 If behind it theres a maladroit cd ill give a silly little fact about the blue album cover
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 00:29:33 No. 5840662 Report >>5840656 It's fucking Hurley.
Anonymous
>>5840662 Banish the hurley from this dimension using the gun, but keep the cd intact so you can burn some other songs on it
Anyway fun fact the blue album cover had to be photoshopped because matt was insecure about his head looning big
Anonymous
>>5841048 HURLEY is now gone (HRLY^0)
But you were able to retrieve the now blank CD (CD^1)
You also obtain 1 IRRELEVANT FACT (IF^1)
Anonymous
>>5841347 I use the heat of my body to bend the CD into a swan without breaking it
Anonymous
>>5841372 You press the CD to your chest in order to heat it up enough so as to bend it into a swan.
Nothing happens.
Why did you think this would work?
Anonymous
>>5841385 try turning the cd into swans album, not swan. idk maybe that will work.
Anonymous
>>5841398 You close your eyes and wish upon all that is holy for a better album.
When you open your eyes, Soundtrack For The Blind by The Swans (SFTB^1). You actually haven't listened to this one before, and you've seen people on
>>>/mu/ complain about how people on
>>>/mu/ like it too much, which means it's probably good.
Anonymous
>>5841347 I cut off one of my fingers with the CD in sacrifice to the gods inorder to transform the Irrelevant Fact into a +1 Relevant fact
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 17:07:39 No. 5841409 Report Quoted By:
>>5841406 >When you open your eyes, Soundtrack For The Blind by The Swans I meant
>When you open your eyes, Soundtrack For The Blind by The Swans appears And I've also not been using the WEEZQUEST tripcode, shit
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 17:11:14 No. 5841412 Report >>5841408 Using the sharp edges of the CD you cut off one of your fingers as a sacrifice to whatever God(s) have blessed you with a good album so as to make your Irrelevant fact a +1 Relevant fact. It works! (Finger^-1) (RF^1). But you seem to losing a lot of blood...(B^-1/Second)
Anonymous
>>5841412 Use the Relevant Fact
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 17:16:08 No. 5841418 Report >>5841417 You use the RELEVANT FACT (RF^-1).
You transcend into RELEVANT GODHOOD! (GOD^1)
You have also ceased bleeding.
With your newfound godly powers, you can do anything! Find out what you're doing here, where here even IS, or even get Weezer to make a good album.
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 17:17:34 No. 5841419 Report Quoted By:
>>5841418 Forgot the image, shit
Anonymous
>>5841418 I give myself a Chad-like chin and Norwood 1 hairline before opening and walking through the door
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 17:25:50 No. 5841427 Report >>5841422 Aw jeah, bitches
(SEX-APPEAL^1)
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 17:30:32 No. 5841437 Report >>5841427 You exit through the door and encounter another room, on the ground are 3 objects.
A RED SQUARE THINGY.
A CIGARETTE.
And HURLEY again, but with your old face on it this time for some reason.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5841437 I rescind my Godhood and pass it onto the red square thingy
Anonymous
>>5841437 I utilize my godhood to look into my gun before I rescind my godhood to the square thingy. Does this thing even have bullets?
Anonymous
>>5841603 The bullets *do* exist, its just they seem to be earplugs, presumably to protect your ears from the banished hurley
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q
Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:9wuDO29w Fri 24 Nov 2023 23:13:11 No. 5841841 Report >>5841700 >>5841603 You don't think this gun would be able to actually fire to be quite honest.
You rescind thy godhood (GOD^-1) and give it to the red square thingy.
It shines with holiness! I wonder what it shall do now?
Anonymous
>>5841841 Worship the red square.
It is a god, after all.
Anonymous
Ask it to bestow upon us the other greatest Carl Wheezing album, Pinkerton.
Anonymous
>>5843374 Eerm ackshually the best album is malad
Maladaptive daydreaming, also called excessive daydreaming, is when an individual experiences excessive daydreaming that interferes with daily life. It is a proposed diagnosis of a disordered form of dissociative absorption associated with excessive fantasy that is not recognized by any major medical or psychological criteria.
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:8Hyrooj2 Tue 28 Nov 2023 21:32:59 No. 5847026 Report >>5843455 >>5843374 >>5842141 You pray to the Square, asking it for a vinyl copy of PINKERTON, and also MALADROIT, because the vinyl release of that album is pretty hard to find.
The Square bestows upon you what you have wished for! (PNK^1) (MLDRT^1)
You can listen to these on the RECORD PLAYER.
Anonymous
>>5847026 Mashup both and achieve peak loser emo, enlightening you with the knowledge of how to not behave around women
Also pink triangle on forehead bcz fag
Anonymous
>>5847780 You acheive NEETLIGHTENMENT!!! (NEET^1)
You can't talk to women, and you don't care to! You like MEN, GODDAMNIT!!!
Anonymous
>>5848470 Use neet powers to manifest a computer into existence, then like scroll through rivers' twitter and pirate nusic idk
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:8Hyrooj2 Mon 04 Dec 2023 01:49:24 No. 5853373 Report Anonymous
I use my powers to jelq my penis to 7 inches in length
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5853373 After sorting through my mp3 files I search for
4chan.org , with my NEET powers I attempt to dominate the threads on /r9k/ and /s4s/ in hopes of gathering a cult following under the alias "Magick"
The people will surely love me
Anonymous
I only just realised the guy is supposed to have eyes like a cat, I thought he had two big pupils facing to one side
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5856622 Kekarooni
Big eyes are cute though
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Weezer Masturbator6000 !l4wcOp7x/Q ID:8Hyrooj2 Tue 12 Dec 2023 02:00:53 No. 5862539 Report Quoted By:
>>5856018 They call you a faggot and you cry like the crybaby you are
