You're Patrick Swayze's characterfrom Road House, but you've been hired to be the Cooler for a bar in the Chaos Wastes of War Hammer Fantasy. You've been endow by one of the Gods of Law to bring an ordered and high class dining establishment in mockery of the Chaos God's lack of available restaurants. However, when you get there you find out some Slaanesh and Khorne punks are ruining the seen. Worse, Tzeentch and Nurgle are selling drugs and plagues in the bathroom. Are you prepared for the challenge?

>Go into the Lord of Law's Bar disguised as a patron to observe the problems.

>Arrive in style in a brand new car with a loud introduction.

>Leave Town