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NO MORE HEROES QUEST! [NMHQ4: FORU?!]

ID:B4xPwmMz No.5893221 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
<span class="mu-i"><span class="mu-s">IN A WORLD</span> ruled by fucking stupid out-of-touch assholes and full of decay and loneliness, where desperate people turn to <span class="mu-s">VIOLENCE</span> for entertainment, <span class="mu-s">ONE MAN</span> rose above the grind to become the <span class="mu-s">NUMBER ONE ASSASSIN of the United Assassins Association</span> but then... He vanished... But screw that guy, it is now your turn!</span>

>Last thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5845395/


>There are many fights in this quest, this is how they work.
<span class="mu-g">Some options say [ATTACK] or [DODGE]
When selecting [ATTACK], you must roll 1d100 and call HIGH or LOW on your post (Unless the option says specifies one). Over or under 50. A perfect 50 or two players rolling the same number will have a Bonus. (Dark Side Mode)
When selecting [DODGE], you must simply call HIGH or LOW and the QM will roll before the next post to see if the attack is high or low.</span>

>A short tl;dr recap of the plot so far...
<span class="mu-g">You are <span class="mu-s">Lynn Lionhunt</span>, a 30-ish year old unemployed womanchild, and you've made a <span class="mu-s">terrible mistake.</span>
After getting blackout drunk you accidentally killed the 10th ranked hitman of the UAA.
Now you must rise through the pro assassin ranks. With the help of your handler Arthur "Scott" Bianchi.
And a bunch of other NPCs and weirdos in Santa Destroy.
Ranks #9, #8 and #7 are out of the game, along with a mysterious challenger who came in your path.
Along the way you played Electro Triple Star, and got drugged by some weirdos... And then went into the game?
That was weird, you were surely just hallucinating. Right.
After the total destruction of the local Tit-E Ripper's bar you pursued #7 only for them to get killed by that same mysterious sniper from last time.
And also ended up at the bottom of the sea. You are now #7. But something doesn't feel right...
They mentioned a thing called a Death Drive...
And now what...? No time to think!
The journey to NUMBER 1 continues!!!</span>

"...What?"
You stand still, staring at the beach as the wreck of the machine sinks. You tried to look at the buildings and the rooftops, to find no signs of the shooter.
For a moment, it's all so quiet... Just the night, and the waves... It's 3 AM and you are here. Really makes you think. About stuff, and things, and thoughts! Deep thoughts!
...But it's late, and you just wanna get your next assignment and go home. Let's get this over with...
(Continued on next post...)