>>5921166>>5921272>>5921291>>5921312>>5921651>>5921746>>Resist your evil thoughts(unknown voice inside your mind): No Jedi order means no space cops. Let an age of true Sith power and horniness rise from the ashes of the galaxy! Tell the boy he needs to learn hand-to-hand combat to defend himself without his lightsaber or clothes!! Groom and molest him during nude wrestling training!!!
No! You resist your evil thoughts.
You know the truth Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side after being groomed and molested as a 9-year-old by Queen Amidala!
The original Kylo Ren? He also turned to the dark side only after his own uncle visited his bedroom at night with nefarious perverted intentions!!
You won't be like them!
You won't assault baby Kylo!!
You'll raise him right!!!
Kylo asks sensing your inner turmoil: Is everything fine, sensei?
You deny everything: Yes Kylo! Everything is fine!!
You are mentally stable and not at all struggling to repress your dark urges.
>Take a cold shower>Fantasize about grooming and molesting your young padawan 
