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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 06:07:03 No.10933831 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10934228 >>10934481 >>10936318

It's the Napoleon Dynamite fuckup all over again. Does he have a memory?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 13:24:01 No.10934082 Report

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>>10933994
holy cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 13:50:13 No.10934102 Report

Quoted By: >>10934105 >>10934167 >>10934226

I'm 26 and don't like having sex but damn. Do you guys know the wizard powers are just a meme? You don't actually get them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 13:51:25 No.10934105 Report

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>>10934102
>you guys know the wizard powers are just a meme? You don't actually get them.
- powerless sexhaver

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 14:39:18 No.10934167 Report

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>>10934102
>he'll never get his wizard powers
lol cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 15:44:58 No.10934226 Report

Quoted By: >>10934550 >>10934610 >>10935246

>>10933994
I’m more worried that if I try it once then my hand won’t be satisfying anymore, which is why I’ve avoided onaholes and other toys to date. Having an addictive personality in general is a bitch.

>>10934102
It’s more a self-deprecating joke at this point. Sure, there’s the off-chance magic and shit IS real and us wizards could hit the jackpot one day, but we’ll all sooner win a literal lottery mega-jackpot before that could hapoen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 15:51:13 No.10934228 Report

Quoted By: >>10934474 >>10934490 >>10934538 >>10934560 >>10934749

>>10933831
>movie maniacs isnt exclusively horror anymore
>and its all statue shit
Cursed timeline

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 19:31:39 No.10934474 Report

Quoted By: >>10934513

>>10934228
>take garbage licenses

>brand as Movie Maniacs believing it will attract 50yo neckbeards wanting to relive the 2000s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 19:37:06 No.10934481 Report

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>>10933831
A poseable Dude could have been big. The 1/6 one years ago (before Sideshow did theirs) was very popular. Damn it, nobody likes statues Todd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 19:47:59 No.10934490 Report

Quoted By: >>10934717

>>10934228
So no Sadako with a suspicious bulge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 20:07:30 No.10934513 Report

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>>10934474
Excuse you. It's 33-year-old neckbeard actually, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 20:30:39 No.10934538 Report

Quoted By: >>10934729

>>10934228
it wasn't exclusively horror the first time around and they were basically always statues back then. same timeline as always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 20:43:47 No.10934550 Report

Quoted By: >>10934643

>>10934226
>Sure, there’s the off-chance magic and shit IS real
Implying it isn't.
We melt earth into wafers and then carve runes into them inlaid with precious metals and gemstones, then speak arcane language at them to communicate across the world instantaneously via crystal displays, translate languages, heal disease and injury, attack our enemies, and animate golems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 20:53:46 No.10934560 Report

Quoted By: >>10942159

>>10934228
What's worse, is that they're pretty shitty bargain bin statues. Like, one step up from those ugly licensed Christmas ornaments you can get from the Hallmark store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 21:28:40 No.10934610 Report

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>>10934226
The power is already within you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 21:48:05 No.10934643 Report

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>>10934550
>tfw all this time the toys you custom printed/sculpted since age 30 have sentience and emotion crafted into them, willingly choosing to love you unconditionally…but your wizarding skills are not developed enough to hear their heartfelt words nor allow them to move freely before you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:06:42 No.10934674 Report

Quoted By: >>10942155

>>10933841
>>10933849
>>10933994
>>10934043
we should all lose our virginity to eachother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:31:36 No.10934717 Report

Quoted By: >>10934747

>>10934490
anon, that's novel accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:32:44 No.10934720 Report

Quoted By: >>10935069 >>10936274 >>10950414

>>10933841
Chris Chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:34:20 No.10934724 Report

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>>10933994
That's just cope. You should be a wizard for yourself and not because of fear. It's truely what separates a Beta Wizard from a Sigma Wizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:36:23 No.10934729 Report

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>>10934538
It was mostly horror and they original ones werent completely statue shit either. It only got progressively more statue shit in the later series, tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:47:46 No.10934741 Report

Quoted By: >>10934744 >>10942159

Why are Movie Maniacs statues but Music Maniacs get regular action figure articulation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:50:23 No.10934744 Report

Quoted By: >>10942159 >>10952027

>>10934741
McFarlane likely got the results back on the sales for his first few tries of returning to statues like the McFarlane's Dragons that came out a bit ago and they weren't good. Its plain from how many went on clearance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:51:20 No.10934747 Report

Quoted By: >>10934755

>>10934717
Movie Maniacs. She is a regular female in terms of anatomy in the movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:55:21 No.10934749 Report

Quoted By: >>10941516

>>10934228
It's like a much worse Neca.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 22:59:08 No.10934755 Report

Quoted By: >>10934817

>>10934747
It was a joke my guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Mar 2024 23:50:19 No.10934817 Report

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>>10934755
The original one was a joke that didn't land and they aren't making her to begin with so might be best to just drop the subject.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2024 02:24:41 No.10935069 Report

Quoted By: >>10935070 >>10935150

>>10934720
>Chris-Chan
>virgin

Anon…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2024 02:25:46 No.10935070 Report

Quoted By: >>10935125

>>10935069
it doesnt count if its incest, thats what my uncle told me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2024 03:23:22 No.10935125 Report

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>>10935070
Wow, so did mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2024 03:37:43 No.10935150 Report

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>>10935069
If you want to honest about it, he still is. It's not like he actually used his penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2024 05:09:28 No.10935246 Report

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>>10934226
As someone who has had sex multiple times, my hand is still better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Apr 2024 05:29:14 No.10935264 Report

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>>10933849
Jesus fuck, just end it.

Aspiring Investor

Aspiring Investor Tue 02 Apr 2024 02:39:25 No.10936274 Report

Quoted By:

>>10934720
>Chris Chan
>virgin
He lost his virginity like 15 years ago to a prostitute before the Barb stuff.

Anonymous Mogul

Anonymous Mogul Tue 02 Apr 2024 03:30:06 No.10936318 Report

Quoted By: >>10937310

>>10933831
I'd have bought this line if it was articulated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2024 01:50:56 No.10937310 Report

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>>10936318
NOOOO! THE RIGHTS HOLDERS DON'T LIKE ARTICULATION THEY LIKE STATUTES OF THEMSELVES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2024 01:59:15 No.10938502 Report

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>tfw not interested in having sex at all
Like, I don't know. Not even saying that I'm gay because I don't want anything touching my bussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2024 16:30:23 No.10940481 Report

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>>10933994
Oh niggos, I'm in hermicel father mode at this point. I just find that putting my anima in the trunk and letting my inner child drive shotgun works out better. Pussy is over hyped and expensive, let alone temporary
Plastic is for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2024 10:58:25 No.10941516 Report

Quoted By: >>10944989

>>10934749
It's like a the same Neca.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2024 13:54:53 No.10941622 Report

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This is the kind of shit that requires no more than 300 of each figure being made.
Sort of like how the Walmart near me has 1 Robocop, but FIVE Ac/Dc figures of the lead singer in a british schoolboy outfit, just sitting there, months and months, not even ONE person part of such a target audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2024 23:23:37 No.10942010 Report

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>>10933849
I am also 37. I am going to attempt sex today for the first time in a year, wish me luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 02:10:26 No.10942155 Report

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>>10934674
Okay fine.

I volunteer to let you all suck me off.

I promise not to come in your mouths [spoiler:lit]unless you swallow.[/spoiler:lit]

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Anonymous Sun 07 Apr 2024 02:14:15 No.10942159 Report

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>>10934744
>>10934741
>>10934560
>pretty shitty bargain bin statues.
The only Hallmark I've seen in person is smaller but in some sense you are right.

I'm glad I got mine but I'm also glad I bought it at Macy's since it got me reward points I can use on my airlines, and even though it's technically Toys 'R Us, it got me Macy's reward points I'm planning on using to get a new enamel pan.

But I also bought it on sale, IIRC for like $10? A Black Friday day sale. Which include free shipping, something Todd never offers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2024 18:06:03 No.10944989 Report

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>>10941516
Neca at least has some semblance out articulation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2024 00:45:14 No.10949106 Report

Quoted By: >>10952024

The old figures look way better than this crap.

CHAD

CHAD Sat 13 Apr 2024 01:06:21 No.10949127 Report

Quoted By:

>>10933994
No hole can help you, except for one in the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2024 05:00:33 No.10950414 Report

Quoted By:

>>10934720
he is no longer 40 years old or a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Apr 2024 19:17:01 No.10952024 Report

Quoted By:

>>10949106
These look like shitty Hallmark ornament sculpts designed by female boomers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Apr 2024 19:18:48 No.10952027 Report

Quoted By:

>>10934744
He didn't even bother trying to step the designs up. It's all been so pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Apr 2024 21:19:51 No.10958749 Report

Quoted By: >>10960126

>>10933841
I hope you don't look this terrible
>https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/273189?o=1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:14:18 No.10960126 Report

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>>10958749
This will be the centerpiece of my collection.

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