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God, I fucking LOVE to hate Sonic. It's the most sorry excuse for a mascot platformer that I've ever seen (even Gex is better lmao) that I can only fathom appeals to the most severely autistic, drooling morons on this planet. If I had to write a strategy guide for a Sonic game, I could save you the book and just draw a right-arrow on an index card but, even that might be too complicated for the average sonic fan to figure out. I can only imagine what going to the new Sonic movie with people who would actually fucking watch it would be like, it's going to have to smell worse than even a Smash bros tournament. Even these Sonic toys are complete Fisher-Price tier garbage and you know what, it's EXACTLY what Sonic fans deserve.
