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So, guys, let's say you've done something really, really bad. Deplorable, even. Perhaps, dare I say, diabolical. And you have been caught, caught for the egregious misdeeds you have committed and for being the vile miscreant that you are. You know now that you have gone too far, that you should not have done what terrible crimes you have done, the atrocities of which you acted. You have ruined everything. You yourself are ruined. And as you stand before the judge, hands cuffed and ass cheeks clenched behind the black and white prison suit you now dawn, he sentences you for a long, long time. But you are granted one blessing, one sole boon: you can take ONE toy with you to prison. Which toy is it?
Asking for a friend, of course.