>>10427564i was kinda fucked up as a kid. like 9-10. the neighbor across the street i didnt like so much so when i went over to play once, i brought a lego ninja with the little lego walkie-talkie thing in his hand, and hid it in his closet behind a little shoe rack. he was my spy and we would plan missions to sabotage this kids' house. his parents were asshole "get off my lawn" types and he was a little asshole himself. listened to kids bop unironically. had 12-inch GI joes which i always thought were gay and barbie-like. i literally was back there like 8 years later during a house party in high school, snuck into his room and my lego ninja was in the exact spot i left it. i, at 17, had a toy parade in my room for the ninja lego like a POW or undercover cop returning from a dangerous long mission.
i'd have my toys plan sabotage missions to fuck up their piping, like hook up their septic tank to their emergency fire sprinklers (assuming they had them in their house) then cause a fire to trigger the sprinklers, so their whole house got sprinkled with piss and shit at every inch. or my toys would sneak in thru the air vents and ambush his toys. i mostly had legos, beast wars, 1:18 joes/star wars, and various marvel heroes. lot of stealth units especially with the legos who were small, can make little flying vehicles, perfect stealthy scout/sniper units. they'd stealthily reach a certain spot, and set up a teleporting portal where my cavalry of beast wars and others would storm in ambush-style and sweep whatever enemy. optimal optimus (pic related) just bursting through the teleport portal, destroying these enemies like a bull in a china shop.
home defense was easy. small house, large yards between other properties so good visibility from any threats. easy patrolling. i would put a GI joe sniper unit in the window as night watch, with the owl beastwar Prowl also on night watch. flight units as air support - Depth Charge the flying stingray beast war