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>be 30
>only got another 20 or so left in the tank
>collection keeps growing
>parents gonna go before i do
>no friends or family to give collection to
>some chubby dude with untrimmed toenails is gonna find my corpse
>gonna loot my place before the services come to take my body away
>my organs and my toys are gonna be sold off at some marketplace for 5€ a pop because they can't research aftermarket prices
It's not fair, bros, they're supposed to come with me to the afterlife, like the pharaohs