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It is a little known fact that Severus Snape is a great artist. After Lily died, he spent his life honing his art skills to create the best replica of her that he could. His first attempts resulted in retarded Lilies because he was so bad and he vowed never to enchant a painting again until he could recreate her properly. He couldn't bring himself to kill Lily, so the retarded Lilies sit in his closet with a painted tard wrangler and a painted TV permanently tuned to Barney the Dinosaur to keep them entertained. Every night he ponders whether ejaculating on the mentally handicapped makes him a bad person. His best painting sits above his bed. In it, Lily has huge tits and is wearing a spooky ghost costume which she takes off whenever Snape is around. He masturbates on the painting every night and since semen counts as paint, she is able to interact with it physically. Spit also counts as paint, making him able to play with her pussy by wetting his finger and rubbing it on her genitals. He once painted James Potter with a tiny cock and a chastity belt and forced him to watch while he jizzed all over Lily. The ghost costume is there just so she can wander around Hogwarts if she gets bored without tipping off everyone that Snape is a weird perv obsessed with a chick who died forever ago.
He has a small painting of his office in his office. Lily likes to come over sometimes and make potions along with him. He painted a plate of cookies and a cup of hot cocoa just for her. He also has a painting of a BDSM dungeon, but that one is usually locked in his desk. Other painted people like to visit it sometimes, particularly the fat lady from Griffindor and the fat friar. Snape does not approve of this, as the sex dungeon was made for Lily alone.
