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>be at walmart on late night grocery run during break from collecting
>find the entire Wave of Velocitron, dont buy any of them, stupid repaints
>fully examined Cosmos and still think he is a reissue of the Thrilling 30th one (must have been sleepy)
>two days later Velocitron is reported on TFW
>wtf I found that shit before anyone even knew they existed
>Cosmos selling on ebay for $170
>wtf
>sets off massive hunt
>manage to find 4 of them over the course of a month, everyone in tears and seething trying to find him
>feelsgood
>sell them one by one but keep one for mysef, never open it bc I am a brokeass and I should flip it
>post here about my Cosmos autism multiple times, finally open him
>damn what a great figure
>money emergency
>predict a cosmos reissue and sell my copy with some other stuff I also correctly predicted would get reissued
>Cosmos hits Ross
>wtf
>I am so fucking broke I cannot afford to go hunt a 5.99 figure
>miss the resellers golden bullrun aka Christmas 2023
>check offer up
>amongst the soccer moms asking over $100 for TransfomasCosmos I find two absolute bros selling him for $25 each and grab em both
Its been a wild ride with this figure and I am so happy to have him back again. Thanks for reading my blog!
