>>9641536Tranformers fans are pathetic simps who know only endless consumption, gluttonous and insatiable. Their plates are forever filled with constant offerings of every shape and size, familiar and accessible and limited only by their wallets.
Meanwhile, G.I. Joe fans are starving wretches, fed a nonstop diet of meager offerings in random new styles and scales, which are always yanked away after a single bite. Never enough to fulfill them, but enough to keep them hungry.
Both groups have their own motivations to buy this, no matter how bad it actually is.
