>>10179808I made this for a thread contest a while back:
Presenting the RW-2020 Light Assault Vehicle, the latest in anti-
yellowfig technology! This adorable death machine is easily piloted by a single Trufig (true-to-life minifigure). Features a pair of laser cannons to remove unpleasant individuals from existence, a patented set of "on-point" frontal proximity deterrents mounted below the headlights, efficient storage space, and banners for easy identification on the battlefield.
The cab visor comes standard with a photo strip of cute fleshie waifigs so our heroic pilot can remember what he's fighting for.
Trufig scientists have developed an ingenious way to make use of the enemy and save on fuel costs at the same time. The eco-friendly engine design is powered by a single captive yellowfig on a treadmill. The cowardly and barely-cognizant yellowfig naturally attempts to flee the battle, providing a constant source of energy, but in the event of laziness, the high-voltage motivator curtain at the back of the treadmill keeps him moving! Questions of morality are easily assuaged with a simple reminder that any claims of a common origin between Trufigs and yellowfigs are born of ignorance.
The cab windshield is mounted on a single stud for easy removal, while the adjacent lip keeps the windshield straight and sturdy when attached. Meanwhile, the trufig-designed handheld weapon is mounted within easy reach of the seated pilot, yet tantalizingly inaccessible to the captive yellowfig.
A pair of built-in provision compartments near the rear can be stocked with delicious juice and cookies to keep the pilot in fighting spirit...
...as well as holding a source of nutrition adequate to refuel the engine!
When the yellowfig has "run his course", the side-mounted radio can be used to call in for a replacement while the disposable power source is easily deactivated once exhausted.
