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I ordered an Uber and this guy showed up. Although I was hesitant due to his uncomfortable facade, I got in, and reminded him of my drop off location.
He said he was going to take a “faster route” and turned onto the highway. We’ve been driving for hours. He keeps singing the friends theme song under his breath and attempting to make eye contact with me. I’ve begged him to let me go and each time his grip on the wheel gets a little tighter and he chuckles and says “I can’t let you go until you admit what you did Mrs. Del Rey”. Every time we pass a McDonald’s he does a weird little high pitched screech and whispers “hot cakes” and then moans. I discretely checked his GPS Location. It says he’s taking me to a Walmart in Montana. I fear he’s going to beat the shit out of me there, in the Walmart parking lot.
Someone please, help. We’re almost there
