>>10419583Lmao, what will they even do?
>"Hey sir, I'm gonna ask you to not feel the baggies, sir.">"Sir, why are you feeling the bags? Please don't do that, sir, it's against our shopping policy." >"Yes I've seen literally everyone else do this and none of them stole anything, but I'm going to have to ask you to not touch them unless you're going to buy them, sir.">"I'm just making sure you don't want to steal this 5 dollar toy, sir. I'm just doing my job, sir." 