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>virgin
>still collecting transformers like no tommorow
>feel nothing except when the latest addition to my plastic crack comes
>felt empty on dates where we didn't connect
>that perfect geeky girl is a myth
Whelp least I know why I got so many compared to collectors with a wife and kids, mind you I could have settled for a funko collector but I would have been crushed by the girth, but is the fact I'm not depressed cause by my addition without limits or have I found true happiness?
I'm not as old as OP but I'll get there unless my titan metroplex falls off the top of a shelf somehow at the wrong time
Also I'm only aware of my age because my birthday was 2 weeks ago and people knew, I still keep thinking I'm 25 and I'm still asked for ID
