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>visit Australian tru just to grab me a black series edge trooper
>Notice guy with loaded trolley
>mostly old marvel legends figures that were discounted half price approximately
>Rushing to grab stuff, but chucking random things out in different isles
>He heads to star wars section
>He whips out his phone
>Notice he's comparing ebay listings
>Oh hell no
>Enable Autismo mode
>I look the part as I'm wearing all black with pop culture reference shirt
>Star ramming my hand into the BACK of the pegs right next to him
>Looking at figures and visibly squeezing boxes
>He shuffles along
>Next star wars section
>I shuffle closer to him
>I mutter to myself but audibly "who's this girl" as I look at whoever the new chick from rouge one is AS I REARRANGE THE PEGS so every peg has her in the front
>He shuffles to the back of a section, nothing there
>He starts going through his marvel legends stuff
>He puts down a batroc
>I rush up and grab it while skimming his trolley while walking around behind him, looking into his trolley of crap
>He rushes down to the checkouts with mostly marvel legends
I think I've done pretty well, ended up grabbing a death trooper, KS-20 (better than what I expected, my neca terminators have a sparring partner now), and the tru exclusive snow trooper commander, yes I was a dick to MSIB collectors but the ones I grabbed are the ones I damaged the most, the remaining are scuffed and not all ended up being damaged from my jacket cuffs and bony fingers.
Plenty of rouge one black series for all, fuck scalpers
