Several months ago Super7 put out two fantastic toys based on my favorite movie, The Return of the Living Dead.
To understand how much I love this movie, read my 30th anniversary review here...
https://www.popticnerve.com/2022/07/the-return-of-living-deadfact.html While I have watched it no less than 3 times a week since first seeing it on June 24th 1989, at least 3900 times since.
Anywho, they made two figures based on the zombies on the movies poster and the level of detail is fucking amazing as you can see in picrel.
Well, they just announced two more figures from the movie, Linnea Quigley's character Trash and the Tarman and THEY LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHIT as you can also see in picrel.
I'm mad because after seeing the amount of quality they put into the first two figures, this is low grade trash in comparison and yes the pun was intended.
Sorry but I just needed to vent!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous
>>10908534 I mean they’re styled to look like retro figures, they don’t look that bad
Anonymous
>>10908534 >low grade trash High grade Trash never ever.
CreepyThinMan
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>>10908535 >I mean they’re styled to look like retro figures, they don’t look that bad Except that there never was "retro figures" for ROTLD and modeled them after those shitty Star Wars toys. Just saying that they made the poster zombies look great and I wanted that level of detail for Trash and Tarman!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous
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>Trash >Wearing clothes
Anonymous
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>>10908534 Shill your website somewhere else homo.
Anonymous
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>>10908534 >FACT!!! Oh it's THIS troll again.
Crimson Commander !!uoqqXVkn8aK
>>10908534 Linnea Quigley's my waifu and I'm excited to buy these.
Anonymous
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>>10908718 Die Crimson Cockhead
Anonymous
CreepyThinMan
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>>10908534 This thread is still up?!?FACT!!!
Anonymous
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>>10908534 all 5poa is barf. it's been that way since the first 5poa toy
Anonymous
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>>10908534 Yep. I cancelled my preorder after seeing it. Anything Tarman I'll pickup immediately, but this seems almost intentionally lazy in detail.
Anonymous
>>10908544 imagine a modern line of pornstar action figures bros
Anonymous
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>>10908534 You’re a schizo
Anonymous
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>>10914234 make /ctg/ great again
Anonymous
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FACT!!!FACT!!!FACT!!!FACT!!!FACT!!!FACT!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous
>>10908534 Superior toy for a superior movie
"No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering."
Anonymous
HEY CREEPY!
Anonymous
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>>10924915 That's stan lee talking to pineconehead before the MCU marathon.
CreepyThinMan
>>10924976 >HEY CREEPY! >Before you get your panties permanently twisted, those are the computer mock-ups you're pissing on. I have them in hand, I've opened them both, and they are FANTASTIC! Seriously dude, don't pass on two excellent figures based on shitty CGI mockups. I've already been pestering Super7 to make the whole cast. >!!!FACT!!! I actually wrote a formal apology here to Super7 as I bought the figures and was absolutely wrong as they're perfectly proportioned and detailed just like their ROTLD poster zombie counterparts and now sit proudly amongst my collection!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan
Anonymous
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>>10925496 Now write them MANY letters to get us the entire cast!
CreepyThinMan
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>>10908534 Since we're on the subject, check out my 30th anniversary review of ROTLD....
https://www.popticnerve.com/2022/07/the-return-of-living-deadfact.html !!!FACT!!!
Anonymous
