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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 20:30:59 No.10918464 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10918467 >>10918480 >>10918497 >>10918544 >>10918554 >>10920415 >>10921557 >>10921991 >>10922365 >>10926596

Some of your guy's kids are going to need this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 20:32:45 No.10918467 Report

Quoted By: >>10918468 >>10918544

>>10918464
Yeah, i hope it helps them with words. Id be sad if my guys kids spoke like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 20:33:55 No.10918468 Report

Quoted By: >>10918544 >>10918917 >>10920335

>>10918467
Hope yours end up in prison unironically now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 20:36:34 No.10918480 Report

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>>10918464
Not if I teach him to feel guilt…I mean, to know the difference between right and wrong, then he won’t ever be in a situation where he’ll need to wear an ankle monitor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 20:43:16 No.10918497 Report

Quoted By: >>10918501 >>10918520

>>10918464
I never needed a leash or that. Somehow, the constant need to hold mommy's hand was instinctive enough for me to never stray

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 20:44:33 No.10918501 Report

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>>10918497
How’s the complex going, Oedipus?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 20:50:37 No.10918520 Report

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>>10918497

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 21:00:29 No.10918544 Report

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>>10918464
>>10918467
>>10918468
Americans can't make toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 21:04:49 No.10918554 Report

Quoted By: >>10918563 >>10921568

>>10918464
I like the detail where it say "mommy's bedroom" because if this were real it would be used in many two parent households.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Mar 2024 21:09:12 No.10918563 Report

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>>10918554
>Your new dad is only here for a month so make it last

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Mar 2024 01:04:06 No.10918917 Report

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>>10918468
I hope your children don't learn to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Mar 2024 13:28:13 No.10919532 Report

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Children? Everyone here is a permavirgin (me included)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Mar 2024 23:16:09 No.10920335 Report

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>>10918468
The one? Nah, shes off to college next year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2024 00:06:31 No.10920415 Report

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>>10918464
i dont get it
its supposed to say "parents bedroom" instead of "mommys bedroom" implying single motherhood? who is this supposed to own besides single mothers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2024 19:37:58 No.10921557 Report

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>>10918464
Being on house arrest sounds comfy desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2024 19:48:29 No.10921568 Report

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>>10918554
>>10920415
>"mommys bedroom"
It's all about building up women's egos. They are the principle buyers of this shit (as a father would YOU bother with an ankle monitor or would you just use fatherly disciple?) Women need to believe they are the MOST important parent and everything belongs to them. "mommy's bedroom" isn't taken as insulting by either single or married mothers, they believe they own everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2024 19:49:30 No.10921571 Report

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>>10921568
>fatherly disciple
Meant to type discipline. Sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2024 22:12:11 No.10921796 Report

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>>10921571
Why? Its the same word, different case tense.

But yes. You set 2 boundaries with your kid: stay out of my things while also establishing things mommy and daddy have no place in, only you

Then when they bitch about you bothering their boundaries, you follow through on the importance of mutual respect. Then you wont have to beat Timmy for messing up your office again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Mar 2024 22:50:06 No.10921855 Report

Quoted By: >>10922108

We developed the technology to put a man on the moon and women use it to half-ass parenting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Mar 2024 00:37:06 No.10921991 Report

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>>10918464
The kids who need these have a parent that can't afford it due to spending all their money on weaves and lotion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Mar 2024 02:26:30 No.10922108 Report

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>>10921855
Put em in the cart and hand em the fun phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Mar 2024 06:22:24 No.10922365 Report

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>>10918464
>>10918464
>little yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Mar 2024 09:44:56 No.10926596 Report

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>>10918464
Why they don't use a racialized boy for the cover pic?

Or somthing more inclusive than a non binary little person?

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