>>7347929Man, I will say this, people give you a lot of shit for your retardation subjectanon, but nobody ever commends you on your perseverance.
>hurl shitty opinions nobody agrees with?Not a problem, samefags like a champ to try and bolster his opinions despite people seeing through it.
>Get BTFO'd in every thread?Not a problem, the man keeps swingin', doesn't matter if he makes his point or looks like a huge faggot, as long as he keeps swingin', he can't lose an argument that doesn't end.
>Get BTFO'd on the shit he shills for?Not a problem, he can easily detach from the argument by backpedaling, can't prove him wrong if he can just change the spin of something.
>Get mocked for living like a slob?Not a problem. his piles of shilled collectibles are his and he will make whatever excuse he can to defend his terrible living conditions, because while it may be squalor, it's his squalor.
>Become a meme on an obscure, niche board, losing all credibility and any chance that anyone will take you seriously?Not a fucking problem, he owns that shit and realizes that he's the heel. He knows it and wears it with pride.
You are a fucking champ, Subjectanon, and don't let anyone else on this board tell you that you're not.
You are the motherfucker that shows up to the shindig wearing your sunglasses at night and your mullet jheri-curled.
And while you strike out every time, never scoring at the gathering, you're the talk of the party. Good things aren't necessarily being said about you, usually lots of "What a faggot" but you are our heel, making us look better by comparison
And in our darkest hours you stand there for us to see our way out of it by getting us to say "It could be worse, I could be that guy."
So even if all these fucks won't say it, I will. Thank you, subjectanon for filling the role you do. Every clique, group, or organizations needs an antagonist, and you play the part with a fucking smile.
