I'm a broken toy, for a stupid gooooyy!
Shitty plastic, it's fantastic!

Paint globs everywhere, Randall doesn't caaaare!

Your frustration, screams from mommies basement!

(Come on Randy, I'll give you a handy)

I am dumb, I buy junk, with my goodboy bux!

Shitty paint, frozen joints, broken plastic!

I am gay, I like cock, and NECA toys rock!
Fill me up, with your load, Randy Faaalk!