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Gon !!4skP7lkKAqR Thu 22 Sep 2022 14:26:49 No.119376 View View Reply Original Report

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Do you do poetry and are vip contributee?
>Post it faggot

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Gon !!4skP7lkKAqR Thu 22 Sep 2022 14:31:25 No.119377 Report

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I'll start with some Gems of mine:

- A poem for the London Underground, 2022.
>It puts the bread knife in the McDonald's cup, to shake things all up.
>It pyts the bread knife in the McDonald's cup, to shake things all up.
>I say Doctor, can relieve my belly ache.
>I say Doctor, from the pills they make me take.

- The women in my life.
>She has my eyes.
>She has my nose.
>She has my heart, for a little while.

Gon !!4skP7lkKAqR

Gon !!4skP7lkKAqR Thu 22 Sep 2022 14:33:33 No.119378 Report

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I'll start with some Gems of mine:

- A poem for the London Underground, 2022.
>It puts the bread knife in the McDonald's cup, to shake things all up.
>It puts the bread knife in the McDonald's cup, to shake things all up.
>I say Doctor, can you relieve my belly ache.
>I say Doctor, from the pills they make me take.

- The women in my life.
>She has my eyes.
>She has my nose.
>She has my heart, for a little while.

Gon !!4skP7lkKAqR

Gon !!4skP7lkKAqR Fri 23 Sep 2022 01:41:14 No.119387 Report

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- The Knelling Bells.
>Get in the box.
>Get in the box, box, box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2022 03:28:48 No.119408 Report

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>>119376
Nobody is better than me at putting out fires, folks. I- You know, when you’re fighting an oil fire, you don’t use water. You don’t use water. Obama was a oil fighting disaster. You need a YUGE, BIGLY explosion. Sucks away all the oxygen, folks.

You- Your mind's been locked away on a golf course too long, Jack.

The lying democrats, folks. I asked them, are you willing to do what it takes to win? I call them low energy losers, folks. Sad!

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Gon !!4skP7lkKAqR Tue 27 Sep 2022 12:40:03 No.119423 Report

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>>119408
the republican hell scape means all sorts of things like not being able to close your bank account in a seperate state/region, so the common factor is "lying humans" not just "lying [political/social/economic lable].
>Your post wasn't a fucking poem you nagger.

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Gon !!4skP7lkKAqR Wed 19 Oct 2022 14:04:59 No.119778 Report

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The cacophony of crickets:

>I feel the adventure rising.
>But nothing is ever surprising.
>Bugs. Every one of them.

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 Sun 13 Nov 2022 05:12:04 No.120219 Report

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>They all "knew" this day would come.
>It's one for all, and all for one.

Elaborate misogynistic sex jokes: cumming day and 1 and 0 representing pp and vagoo. Bazinga.

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 Tue 15 Nov 2022 05:38:20 No.120344 Report

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The Old Britian:
>Every morning the cobbler and bankers would line up on opposite sides of the street, waiting for work to start.
>As they passed, the bankers would greet the cobblers with "Morning Cobblers", to which the Cobblers would reply " Morning Bankers".
>Everyone was bankers or cobblers and they weren't frantically competing with eachother, because they all had a place to call home.

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 Tue 15 Nov 2022 05:49:22 No.120345 Report

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The Old Britian:
>Every morning the cobbler and bankers would line up on opposite sides of the street, waiting for work to start.
>As they passed, the bankers would greet the cobblers with "Morning Cobblers", to which the Cobblers would reply "Morning Bankers".
>Everyone was bankers or cobblers and they weren't frantically competing with eachother, because they all had a place to call home.

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 Wed 16 Nov 2022 19:07:59 No.120383 Report

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To Err 404, is human.

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Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 Fri 18 Nov 2022 12:13:44 No.120434 Report

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They are fucking clipping the wings of birds.
And then asking them why they cannot fly.
You.

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1

Gon !!UYaySxw8qD1 Fri 30 Dec 2022 22:56:41 No.121106 Report

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They bought bricks and mortar.
Then mortared the buildings they built.

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