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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2022 21:31:43 No.120407 View View Reply Original Report

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Since a lot of greentext screenshots get posted off site, let's create completely fabricated greentexts.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2022 21:37:39 No.120408 Report

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>be me
>work in retail
>be cashier
>hot woman comes up to counter
>sweatingman.jpg
>scan everything
>ask "Do you have the store card?"
>"No"
>"Can you give me your number?"
>"No"
>she checks out
>spend the rest of the shift twitching
>go home
>cry
>don't bother going back
How much did I fuck up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Nov 2022 22:53:08 No.120411 Report

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>be me
>be you, the reader
>scrolling through vip wondering if i should get a new suit fitted now or if i should wait for the next death in the family
>find a greentext thread
>reading a greentext
>its meta but not in a funny way
>remember nhentai exists
>leave

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