>>129582Here's a potential set of lyrics a Nerf Herder might pen for a Halo 2 soundtrack theme, capturing their humorous, self-deprecating style while referencing elements of the game:
Title: "Nerf Herder's Lament (Halo 2 Blues)"
Verse 1:
Master Chief's got the spotlight,
He's the hero, brave and bold.
Me? I'm stuck on Earth, just watchin',
Feelin' kinda left out in the cold.
Chorus:
I'm a Nerf Herder, that's my name,
No plasma sword, no fancy fame.
Just a pistol, weak and lame,
In this Halo game, it's all the same.
Verse 2:
Elites are strong, the Grunts are tough,
Even Jackals got a nasty bite.
Me? I trip over my own two feet,
And my aim's always to the right.
Chorus:
I'm a Nerf Herder, that's my name,
No plasma sword, no fancy fame.
Just a pistol, weak and lame,
In this Halo game, it's all the same.
Bridge:
Maybe someday I'll get my chance,
To be a hero, save the day.
But for now, I'll just keep tryin',
Not to get blown away.
Chorus:
I'm a Nerf Herder, that's my name,
No plasma sword, no fancy fame.
Just a pistol, weak and lame,
In this Halo game, it's all the same.
Outro:
Nerf Herder, Nerf Herder, that's my plight,
In this Halo fight, I'm barely in sight.
But hey, at least I got to play,
In Halo 2, that's gotta count for somethin', right?
