>>35276332Well don't worry, absol, the only disaster here is you. With a soft body and how easily you shrink back from my words, I'll have quite the treat wrapping around you and squeezing until I get bored with my new toy.
Most little pokemon can't resist, but it takes a truly pathetic one to actually want to give in. I bet your horn's duller than you are.
>>35276321Smeargle? The dopey-looking sloth thing? Damn, I got someone who doesn't even have standards. Maybe you can paint a picture of someone who'd actually love you, because I can't think of any other way you'd see someone like that.
And I'm thoroughly male, definitely more male than you are. If you ever forget it, you'll get a 'hard' lesson that'll hopefully stick in your head, or at least in that fur of yours.
