>>54093061Well said, amon.
>>54093063You ain't got a bed, Garbodor, unless you've devoured one from a human landfill.
>>54094497>What do they actually provide you that a male of your own species could not?Free housing that nomon can eject you out of like it naturally happens when some shitters which counter your typing raid your nest. The house only to share with up to 5 others, but if you're good enough there will only be your trainer and (you). Have you ever tasted true privacy, the amazing feeling of no nosy Spinarak or Hoothoot ogling and watching your every movement? I bet you haven't, else you wouldn't have asked such dumb questions.
Free healthcare of the highest quality. My goodness, I was once knocked out as a Quilava by a nasty Rock Slide from some jealous piece of shit Boldore who caught me by surprise. My goodness, the care I received from Audino Joy and her human partner almost makes me wish I'd get knocked out more often.
The food. Dear Arceus, the food. My trainer cooks such wonders that if wild trainerlets knew how it feels to have them in their mouths, they'd go on a Primeapeout that would last for years out of sheer jealousy.
Need I go on?
>How can you as a pokemon even be attracted to things outside of your own egg group?It usually happens during one of your post-battle hugs with your trainer. The excitement gets to you and you just can't help but explore their features a bit while you can. You feel their soft skin, you smell their scent up close, slightly altered by battle sweat. You see the light in their eyes. And they do the same with you. Your heartbeat gets faster than during the battle. You feel weird with yourself until you consult other mons with more experience in the field. You learn of how compatible you truly are with your trainer and it just goes downhill from there. Before you notice, you have an engagement ring on your finger, or a pendant if you don't have digits like we Typhlosion.
