>>55691582Short version is that he's been simping for the local legendary for most of his life. You show up, catch it, refuse to elaborate, and leave. Also, he has no friends and his sister's a bitch. I'm glossing over most of it, but you get the idea.
Unrelated, but does anyone have the picture of Furret dressed up as Rayquaza? I forgot to save it last time it showed up.