>>48879755>be me, chilling in my cabin in the Unovian woods >hear knock at my door >it's neighbor's daughter, barely coherent while she cries and begs for my help >Ursaring snuck into their house while parents were out, injured her siblings, and is now locked in battle with the family Stoutland >grabs my arm and begs me to come with her in tears, asks if I'll help>I nod >bring out my shotgun and put a shell in the bitch's head>illusion dissipates, black and red fur sprays everywhere, brain and bone spill all over my porch>hear panicked yelps, four or five shapes dissapear into the nearby bushesFucking Zoroark herd wandered into my corner of the woods again. What the literal fuck do rangers get paid for???
