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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 19:51:11 No.48879755 View View Reply Original Report

ITT: we joke as if pokemon are real and commonly fuck up things during people’s day

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 19:52:27 No.48879769 Report

Quoted By: >>48880257 >>48882902

Some gym leader told me “kids have it easy these days” yeah okay my sister literally got dragged away from town by a drifloon when she was 5

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 19:52:50 No.48879773 Report

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>>48879755
Girafarig committed tax evasion

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 19:55:44 No.48879811 Report

Quoted By: >>48894440

My meowth got out of its ball and used payday while I was walking near a synagogue. It was a massacre

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:00:37 No.48879875 Report

Quoted By: >>48880112 >>48881823

>>48879755
>be me
>cleaning up my bag after a long day of catching pokemon and shit
>find a pokeball buried in the bottom of the bag
>whats this.jpg
>release it expecting to find a weedle or something useless that i forgot about
> fucking WAILORD pops out
>destroys my home and kills my family with the rubble
>manage to escape with multiple lacerations and broken ribs

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:05:02 No.48879924 Report

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My ditto scared me shitless this morning. I have a picture of me and my old army group on my wall, and it transformed into my old drill sergeant. No treats for ditto this week

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:10:24 No.48879975 Report

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So my buddy Max asked me to take care of his Gardevoir for a week and every night she kept kneeling next to the bed when I lie down. She always seemed to be expecting something to happen and was really anxious until she inevitably went to sleep. Well turns out Max was running from InterPol and I’m beginning to put puzzle pieces together.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:22:52 No.48880060 Report

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A SKARMORY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:27:48 No.48880112 Report

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>>48879875
serves you right, could've been a fire type or a poison gas mon too
remember, never throw a loaded pokeball at anything you don't intend to kill or faint

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:29:55 No.48880129 Report

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There's a fucking Galvantula in mu basement help

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:41:12 No.48880242 Report

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>>48879755
Animals are real and bloodsports are real.
I love my pup and kot.
They fight each other well.

My cat learned thunderbolt the other day.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:42:33 No.48880257 Report

Quoted By: >>48880291

>>48879769
That sucks, but imagine being stuck on the veterans freeway because of a sleeping snorlax. Shit sucks.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:45:56 No.48880291 Report

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>>48880257
An aggron ate my car.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 20:54:25 No.48880353 Report

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>>48880291
You too?
What's worse is that my Pigeot's saddle is too broken to use as an alternative.
And diggletts ruined the tunnel under the river apparently.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 21:04:43 No.48880427 Report

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I caught my wife cheating on me with my best friend...

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 21:22:49 No.48880581 Report

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I wish my dad would come home...

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 21:33:28 No.48880704 Report

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>>48879755
>ditto transforms into me and fucked my girlfriend

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:14:48 No.48881030 Report

Quoted By: >>48881211 >>48881350 >>48894192

>>48879755
>be me, chilling in my cabin in the Unovian woods
>hear knock at my door
>it's neighbor's daughter, barely coherent while she cries and begs for my help
>Ursaring snuck into their house while parents were out, injured her siblings, and is now locked in battle with the family Stoutland
>grabs my arm and begs me to come with her in tears, asks if I'll help
>I nod
>bring out my shotgun and put a shell in the bitch's head
>illusion dissipates, black and red fur sprays everywhere, brain and bone spill all over my porch
>hear panicked yelps, four or five shapes dissapear into the nearby bushes
Fucking Zoroark herd wandered into my corner of the woods again. What the literal fuck do rangers get paid for???

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:30:04 No.48881151 Report

Quoted By: >>48881249 >>48881272

> be me
> I love my Politoed, but we both hate battling.
> Politoed is always out of his ball, never needed that ball, so I always leave it at de_apartment
> work in train station at one of the overpriced restaurants. Politoed helps a bunch
> we're taking our 30, when all of a sudden some autistic trainer beelines toward us at mach-6
> skidds to a halt, shouts "BATTLE!!", & Sends out a Manectric
> Manectric IMMEDIATELY wild charges my precious partner, sending him flying into the restaurant, crashing into some dishes we had stacked earlier. Politoed's out for the count.
> I'm stunned in pure shock & horror, & the autismo runs up to me, reaches into my pants, & takes half the cash in my wallet.
> returns Manectric to his ball, & books it outta there.
> I run to help my Poli-Bro. A bunch of smashed plate shards are sticking into him. I have to get him to the PokéMon Center. I fireman carry him, & book it to the nearest center.
> because I'm not even a half-time trainer, I have to pay for healing my 'mons.
> when I get back, I'm fired by big boss for leaving too long, destroying all the plates, & causing a ruckus.
> cops can't do shit, say it's my fault for not training my PokéMon for battle
This is why I fucking hate trainers. We have to live with my uncle on his farm now until we get back on our feet.
So help me Arceus, I'm gonna catch an Electrode & have him use Explosion in the croud at the next league conference.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:37:40 No.48881211 Report

Quoted By: >>48881335

>>48881030
Noooooo
Not the heckin rusearino!

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:40:51 No.48881230 Report

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My bitch neighbor has to put her Blaziken up for adoption since it wound up pulverizing somebody's car, so maybe I can finally sleep in again.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:42:58 No.48881243 Report

Quoted By: >>48881272 >>48881308 >>48884141 >>48896412

>Be me
>Joined Rocket pretty early in the group’s founding
>Watched some kid destroy us
>Go into hiding for 3 years
>Some guy called Archer reforms the group
>Obviously I join
>Another kid fucking destroys
>Fuck it, I’m done with crime
>Move to Unova
>Try to better myself, so I join an AA meeting because at this point you’d be an alcoholic too
>One guy there tells me about this group that’s dedicated to saving Pokémon
>I join and slowly realize it’s a cult but I’m too deep in to get out
>Another fucking prodigy child shows up and starts destroying us, but it’s ok because we have our own prodigy child
>At this point I’ve actually bought into their beliefs and am LARPing as a knight 24/7 (cringe I know)
>Long story short, they both got dragons and the kid beat out kid who we called a king, then this eyepatch dude tried to kill the prodigy child or something idk
>We end up having an internal civil war and at this point I just leave all together, not choosing either side
>fast forward 2 years later
>I’m homeless in Driftveil City and im starting to consider suicide, but this biker guy is hanging out with me and showing me how triple and rotation battles work despite the fact I left all my Pokémon behind
>Find out some of my old friends have a house set up in town, decide to stop by for reasons I don’t even know
>One of the sages is there, I just break down and tell him my life
>He let’s me stay there
>Hang out with biker more, says his name is Charles
>Start working at the market he hangs out at
>Charles introduces me to a sweet girl, says he can’t date her because he’s a “heartbreaker”
>I hang out with her a bit, eventually tell her my past
>She admits she was in team Galactic and moved to Unova to start a better life so she understands
>we fall in love and get married
>have a honeymoon in Opelucid City
>It’s going good until a flying pirate ship freezes the fucking city
>We’re ok though

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:43:46 No.48881249 Report

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>>48881151
kek, based.

If you're not going to battle them, why even have Pokemon? I hate Plasmafags.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:46:02 No.48881272 Report

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>>48881243
>>48881151
>Plasmasubhumans getting blown the fuck out by fate.
Uh, sorry, was I supposed to feel bad about this?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:50:31 No.48881308 Report

Quoted By: >>48884141 >>48884243

>>48881243
(Cont)
>We go back home early
>the sage guy congratulated us on our marriage, helps us search for an apartment
>We get an apartment and find out a prodigy child saved the region (again)
>I kind of laugh it off
>Me and Charles still hang out
>My wife loves me
>Old knight friends still talk to me sometimes
>Find a lilipup abandoned in the street one day, decide to take it home
>It’s the runt of a litter, but that’s ok
>We raise him, he becomes my first real Pokémon partner since the growlithe I had as a kid
>Everything is perfect
>I’m happy
>Fast forward a few years
>I fall into a ring that opened up in front of me somehow
>End up on some artificial island in the middle of fuck off nowhere
>No way of going back
>No money
>Don’t even have my lilipup with me
>There’s a bunch of criminals wearing masks stealing Pokémon and planning to destroy this tournament thing going on
>One guy said they’ll pay you if you join
Why does this shit always fucking happen to me. Why? I just want to see my wife and puppy again. I don’t want to be a crook again. Fuck

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:53:38 No.48881333 Report

Quoted By: >>48881437 >>48896336

>Be me
>Training for cuteness contest in Hearthome with my Clefairy
>Finally enter
>Some crackhead of a kid shows up with a Steelix out of nowhere and BTFOs me and 3 other people, somehow
Are these judges on crack?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:53:52 No.48881335 Report

Quoted By: >>48881473 >>48882923 >>48888493 >>48894192

>>48881211
Shut the fuck up faggot, you don't know what its like to deal with these things. Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up at 3 in the morning to your father knocking at the door, begging you to let him in, when you know he's sleeping in the other room? To see someone wearing your face strike up conversation with a passing hiker, and never seeing her again? These things are fucking vermin and the League needs to get their shit together and send some competent Rangers to smoke them instead of cozying up to Plasma lobbyists and leaving anyone not in a major city out to dry.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 22:55:27 No.48881350 Report

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>>48881030
breh, I hate when Zoroark impersonates humans. The way they never answer questions and will keep trying to talk over you with that ESL cadence is the creepiest shit.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:03:36 No.48881437 Report

Quoted By: >>48881485

>>48881333
was it a pity win?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:07:44 No.48881473 Report

Quoted By: >>48881566 >>48882960 >>48888358 >>48888493 >>48896809

>>48881335
>the League needs to get their shit together and send some competent Rangers to smoke them instead of cozying up to Plasma lobbyists and leaving anyone not in a major city out to dry.
I blame that movie about the Zoroark trying to find her lost cub. After that came out the general public's impression of Zoroark was
>majestic misunderstood creature
Which isn't really true.

That's sadly the narrative around a lot of Dark-types.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:08:35 No.48881485 Report

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>>48881437
Maybe, or they might've done it for ratings.
I wanted that ribbon, though...

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:16:47 No.48881566 Report

Quoted By: >>48882027

>>48881473
Anon Ive heard there's a certain cool bird from Galar that really fancies its prey being Dark, maybe you could import one for yourself to keep the neighbourhood safe from any of dem Darkies?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:25:27 No.48881655 Report

Quoted By: >>48881703 >>48881735 >>48881763 >>48881969

Hey guys, I've recently gotten a picrel from a trade. He keeps on biting down on my hand. It's presumably in a playful way, but it really hurts. Attemping to pull/shake him off never works, so I'm always forced to put him back in his pokeball.
Anyone have any advice?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:30:28 No.48881703 Report

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>>48881655
a really big pacifier

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:35:06 No.48881735 Report

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>>48881655
Use thick gloves when handling to be safe, and give him some chew toys. Don't pull or shake if he bites, he probably thinks it's playing.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:38:32 No.48881763 Report

Quoted By: >>48881772 >>48881969 >>48887425 >>48887493

>>48881655
Dislocate the jaw whenever it bites a human to associate aggression with pain. They're not very intelligent in their larval stages so it's the perfect time to instill such behaviors in them. What you want to do is take a hammer to the hinge of its jaw, and bring it down hard until you hear a clean snap, and you feel its jaw loosen. Be wary at this stage because it WILL writhe and slam against anything in its path for a good couple minutes, so its recommended you restrain it in some manner. It should naturally heal in a couple days, but you'll have to manually feed it during this time, as it will be unable to eat without assistance. Repeat as needed, and soon it'll be hesitant to act aggresively around humans.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:39:57 No.48881772 Report

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>>48881763
Ok Team Rocket

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:45:43 No.48881823 Report

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>>48879875
Classic zoomie not taking proper procautions. What are they even teaching you at trainers' school?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 23:53:59 No.48881875 Report

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>>48879755
>be me
>rich guy
>owns a biotech company
>kind of in a tight spot after the Mewtwo fiasco
>head scientist says he can clone extinct Pokémon
>idea.jpg
>make a nature reserve full of extinct Pokémon and charge a fortune for people to come see/catch
>buy island off the coast of Alola
>set up lab and areas to keep mons
>almost ready to open
>Tyrantum habitat is meh
>head scientist decides to teach it Draco meteor
>sure whatever just let me finish my Chilean Feebas
>scientist forgets one thing
>wild Pokémon just indiscriminately use random moves
>it just spams Draco Meteor
>island is destroyed while a bunch of vip trainers are touring the park
>barely escape
>multiple people dead
>billions in state of the art equipment lost
>mewtwo fiasco looks like fucking nothing compared to this
>head scientist quips
>at least we now know how they went extinct.
>fire him on the spot

day has been shit ngl

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 00:04:57 No.48881969 Report

Quoted By: >>48886909

>>48881763
This is too much for me, anon, if this is what it takes to train a Trapinch.

>>48881655
Just evolve him into a Vibrava.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 00:05:20 No.48881972 Report

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>>48879755
>be me
>last year me and a few friends decide to camp in a forest just because
>goes relatively well, set up a fire and some tents for the night
>some wild pokemon sometimes circle our area, but they're easily scared off by our own stronger mons
>sun sets
>getting ready to sleep
>one friend (let's call him andrew) says he'll go explore around hoping he finds a good mon to catch
>around 20 mins later, he comes back
>but he's acting really strange, he's almost expressionless and barely talks
>we shrug it off, maybe he had a bad experience out there
>sleep through the night
>wake up, friends look really worried
>almost all our food dissapeared out of nowhere, and andrew is nowhere to be seen
>out of sheer curiosity, check out andrew's phone he left in his tent
>gallery is filled with random photos of the woods and ground, one even had a river we didn't know was nearby
>but the last one helped us understand what happened
>it was of a zoroark mockingly smiling at the camera. with some food leftovers dropped on the floor
>eventually find the real andrew
>he got lost in the darkness and had to make a makeshift base with his torterra in order to sleep safely
>and he couldn't fly away with his corviknight since the forest was way too dense and dangerous to take off
this has also apparently happened to other people who visited the forest, but we've yet to find that zoroark

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 00:12:52 No.48882027 Report

Quoted By: >>48885035 >>48895891

>>48881566
well that would be fucking lovely but where do you suppose one gets a FUCKING ARTICUNO

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 00:15:46 No.48882055 Report

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Hey sorry I hope this isn't begging but does anyone know where I can get a Breloom for less than 4000P? The prices on the GTS are astronomcial. I live in a cold region without any wild Shroomish.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 00:31:12 No.48882172 Report

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>be me, rocket grunt in the small underground station in Goldenrod
>been hearing explosions and Pokémon cries from the radio building
>fuck this, not getting paid enough
>desperately trying to kick the black pants off while my Pokémon help
>turn and see some fucking kid with a Heracross staring me down
>fuck fuck fuck fuck go rattata
>one hit ko
>shitshitshitshit go second rattata
>one hit ko
He reaches me
>socks my third rattata in her jaw himself (illegal btw, who’s the criminal here??)
>steals my money I was saving from doing grunt work just to keep food on the table
Fuck protagonists.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 01:19:06 No.48882488 Report

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>be me
>got hired as a night guard at a big city museum recently, only on my third night on the job
>bored out of my mind every night, but it pays
>doing my rounds one night
>hear window break nearby
>ohshitthisisit
>hear scurrying afterwards and run after it
>follow the sound to the gemstones section of the museum
>find an entire pack of sableye running around the exhibit
>they're stealing the gemstones
>the gems are behind bulletproof glass but they just phase right through it
>send out the machoke the museum gave me for the job to stop them
>it never listens to me and there's like six sableye but i have to try
>turns out it only knows fighting moves and can't fucking hit the sableye
>don't have any pokemon of my own because i never caught any as a kid
>machoke trashes the entire room trying to hit the sableye
>sableye end up getting away with dozens of priceless gemstones
>get fired the next morning
>i fucking hate pokemon

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 01:49:07 No.48882739 Report

Quoted By: >>48882806

Guys what do you do if you find out your son has been having mind sex with the family Gardevoir? They haven’t done anything physical, but they just go up to his room for an hour and think scenarios to each other with the help of her psychic powers and he jerks off on the other side of the bed so she can’t see him do it. I looked it up and they’re not breaking the law technically??? Like he looked into this to make sure he wouldn’t get arrested??? What the fuck do I do? How do I punish him? My wife doesn’t know about this and honestly I’m just so shook up right now.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 01:56:22 No.48882806 Report

Quoted By: >>48887618

>>48882739
Simple
>catch/buy Houndoom, biggest and meanest bastard you can find
>call Gardevoir to the living room
>release Houndoom
>Use Nasty Plot!
>Watch the vixen scan his mind and proceed to throw up violently, fall to the ground shaking and crying
Psychicucks CANNOT deal with darkCHADS. Repeat as needed or fill the house with dark types, that harlot won't ever touch your son again.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 02:04:29 No.48882860 Report

Quoted By: >>48883034

>>48879755

I got trampled by a swarm of Slowpoke.

Don't ask how it happened.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 02:06:48 No.48882879 Report

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uhm, erp is against the rules that our dear mods have put into place ; ) )

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 02:10:25 No.48882902 Report

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>>48879769
Just stop deciding to be poor, anon. I moved out of that sort of nonsense low-income areas where that sort of shit happens as soon as I could - though in my case it was a fucking H*pno working for some scummy degenerates making passes at my older sister all the time. Unironically fuck gangs like Skull that get kids into that shit.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 02:13:09 No.48882923 Report

Quoted By: >>48894192

>>48881335
This. I don't complain when I'm doing my job - these lazy ass rangers need to either do their jobs or get the fuck off my tax poke.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 02:17:06 No.48882960 Report

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>>48881473
Look I'm not a racist, anon and I really do understand how mons can get brought up in shitty ways and whatnot, but when a single type accounts for over 50% of crime... 8% committing 50+% is just something I think we as people (and mons together) need to deal with somehow.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 02:28:52 No.48883034 Report

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>>48882860
How did it happen?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:04:30 No.48883819 Report

Quoted By: >>48883925 >>48883972

Any thoughts on that recent news story about the Schizo that thought he got turned into a Pokemon? Claims he made friends with the local ‘mon and even made some kind of rescue team or some shit. Poor fucked up dude won’t stop crying about wanting to go back.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:19:05 No.48883925 Report

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>>48883819
Could be a Hypno, heard those fucks shoot you with retard waves and have you crawling on the ground thinking you're a pokemon and shit. Think I read some article a while back about some sick fuck daycare keeping hypnotized children in the back mating with the regulars and selling the footage online, some real nasty shit.

Psychic pokemon in general are a fucking menace, fucking with our minds and reading our emotions and whatnot. They're not safe to keep alive, let alone frollick about in tow with the public at large. If it were up to me I'd round up every Gardevoir and Gothielle and what have you and have them chopped and fed to the Krookodiles.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:25:32 No.48883972 Report

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>>48883819
That’s just Tabloid drivel like the “Ryme City” incident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:28:34 No.48883988 Report

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Do I have to buy a pool for my Poliwag or can I just leave him in the bathtub while I go to work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:29:34 No.48883995 Report

Quoted By: >>48884086

>>48879755
I just found out my girlfriend of going on three years was a Zoroark the entire time. At first I was upset at her, but we sat down and talked and now our relationship is better than ever. With any luck we'll have eggs of our own soon, wish us luck!

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:32:51 No.48884018 Report

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dude there was a fucking drillbur in my lawn and my dad tried to kill it with his torchic's smokescreen and it lit the whole fucking lawn on fire what the fuck

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:35:44 No.48884039 Report

Quoted By: >>48884084

guys... I woke up and become a Kadabra, what do ?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:36:09 No.48884045 Report

Quoted By: >>48884494

Guys, I know that pokemon sometimes bring their trainers items, but how do I get my Drifloon to stop bringing me children?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:40:03 No.48884084 Report

Quoted By: >>48884397

>>48884039
Do a sweep of your property for Zoroarks, or any malicious psychic types.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:40:13 No.48884086 Report

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>>48883995
Congrats! It’s always hard at first but it makes for an even stronger relationship later.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:42:26 No.48884103 Report

Quoted By: >>48885058

My sylveon won’t stop fucking snapping the necks of dragons it’s getting harder to hide the bodies how do I make it stop?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:46:57 No.48884132 Report

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THE PIDGEOTS THEY HIT THE FUCKING TOWERS! THE WHOLE SHITS COMING DOWN! THERE'S BODIES EVERYWHERE OH GOD!

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 04:49:05 No.48884141 Report

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>>48881243
>>48881308
d-dad?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:05:00 No.48884243 Report

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>>48881308
Certainly not the worst ring to fall into, but that still sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:10:13 No.48884270 Report

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>>48879755
This should become a general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:12:23 No.48884283 Report

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Substituting boba pearls with Solosis should be illegal, but it's a good thing it isn't.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:17:30 No.48884310 Report

Quoted By: >>48888393

Fellas, is it safe to do this with a Houndoom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DROvrvoYj7M

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:30:29 No.48884397 Report

Quoted By: >>48884414

>>48884084
>Zoroark illusions you into thinking you’ve become a Pokemon
What do they gain from this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:33:02 No.48884414 Report

Quoted By: >>48884440

>>48884397
Beats me. Those damn things are an enigma unto themselves. I can't tell if it's because of some sick fetish, or they are just being passively malicious towards humans. At the very least it's better than what I've heard from the mountains back east. Locally our Zoroarks seem rather tame in their tricks, a far cry from the missing persons cases and murders that people keep trying to pin on them. Makes me wonder if those unsolved cases are something else entirely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:35:06 No.48884423 Report

Quoted By: >>48887207

>>48879755
>getting a starter at the age of 23
>cucked into getting a shitty grass type starter for the past 13 years
I'm camping outside the old fuck's lab so I can snatch my fire starter, wish me luck bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:36:09 No.48884431 Report

Quoted By:

Recently I bought my Gardevoir a small personal computer since it was getting lonely while I was studying. As soon as I got him the PC he started acting weird and closing it every time I walk by. Now that I'm finished studying he's been acting abnormally clingy towards me opposed to his previously aloof nature. I have my suspicions about why but I'm not sure what to do.

Any anons got advice on dealing with this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:37:28 No.48884440 Report

Quoted By:

>>48884414
Makes you wonder what we could accomplish if we could actually work together. Any good Zoroark trainer stereotypes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:37:32 No.48884441 Report

Quoted By: >>48894233

>>48879755
Got sleep paralysis with my fucking sigilyph this morning
Pic very much related I thought i was being fucking taken

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:42:22 No.48884478 Report

Quoted By: >>48884489

>be me
>dating 9/10 girl names Dawn
>out training my Pokemon all day
>come back home after a long day in the field
>hear noises coming from bedroom
>find gf in there getting railed by my Rapidash
>MFW I get cucked by my own Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:44:08 No.48884489 Report

Quoted By:

>>48884478
>he doesn't keep his pokemon in the PC box
lol basically asking for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:44:46 No.48884494 Report

Quoted By:

>>48884045
Why wouldn't you want them to do that? Do you have any idea how much a child can sell for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 05:47:23 No.48884515 Report

Quoted By:

>>48879755
Cousin of mine joined Team Plasma last week and is talking big, I'm gonna travel to Orre and join this cool group called Cipher. There's this hot bitch called Venus that I wanna work closely with

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 06:34:18 No.48884764 Report

Quoted By: >>48884788

I had to take a shit today, but I ran out of toilet paper. I had to use something to wipe my ass, so I turned my Charmander into a Charmin-der.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 06:36:08 No.48884781 Report

Quoted By: >>48891955 >>48892016

>>48879755
>be me
>participate in no nut november
>getting close to the finish line
>finally my subconscious gives in
>have a wet dream
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>dream starts to fade
>suddenly wake up
>Munna looking at me strangely
>pretty sure my Munna ate part of my wet dream

Things have been kind of strange between us, not quite sure what to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 06:37:15 No.48884788 Report

Quoted By: >>48884794

>>48884764
First it was that Weavile larping as a trainer, now we've got trainers using their pokemon as toilet paper. What's with this board and scat fetishes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 06:38:49 No.48884794 Report

Quoted By:

>>48884788
I have no scat fetish, I just wanted to make a dumb pun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 07:25:51 No.48885035 Report

Quoted By: >>48885077

>>48882027
If one guy managed to lure the Kanto-variety one to his home just by cooking some nice biscuits for it, try doing the same but with Zorua-burgers instead my future hero

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 07:29:45 No.48885058 Report

Quoted By:

>>48884103
Does it... have an allergy to sunlight?
If yes, better get yourself some pure silver to forge a stake

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 07:32:11 No.48885077 Report

Quoted By: >>48886968

>>48885035
The rangers will have a field day with you if anyone around you says something. Invasive species and all that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 07:38:44 No.48885111 Report

Quoted By: >>48885759 >>48894363

>be me
>going to Sinnoh to spend the summer at my grandparents'
>always ride my Torterra
>one day as I'm traveling I smell something burning
>a horde of Fletchling decided to make my Torterra's tree their fucking nest
>fire pokemon living on Torterra is bad for it anyway but it sucks for me too because they keep starting little fires
>plus the fucking chirping
>but when I try to get them to fuck off Torterra gets mad
>I guess he feels bad for them
>idea.jpg
>take out my Spiritomb
>use Hypnosis on Torterra and make it fall asleep
>when it's sleeping finally get them to fuck off
>they leave behind some delicious eggs that we abort-eat
>when Torterra wakes up tell him you don't know what happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 10:13:16 No.48885759 Report

Quoted By: >>48894363

>>48885111
Based, Torterras get so much vermin stuck in their backs and they seem to get this weird maternal instinct to protect it. I had my Persian kill this Ratata nest in ome of its back-bushes and it got so pissed it wouldn't speak to me for a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 13:47:20 No.48886585 Report

Quoted By:

Wtf my porygon just came back from /vp/ and now it's spamming my email with pictures of joe's asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 13:49:14 No.48886594 Report

Quoted By:

>>48879755
Damn Hypno took the neighbor kid again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 14:27:50 No.48886764 Report

Quoted By:

I could kill that Muk. Those boots are ruined.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 14:47:56 No.48886857 Report

Quoted By: >>48886894 >>48891992

>>48879755
Man this new fictional animal sucks. Why The Animal Company and Game Freak allowed this???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 14:54:42 No.48886894 Report

Quoted By: >>48886906 >>48886994

>>48886857
I think it's cute. Tapir however is irredeemable. Why does have a penis in their face? What were they thinking? We need more Animals like Wolf, Terrier, Tiger, Cat and Lion, not this ugly bastard. No biological explanation will make me think otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 14:55:13 No.48886898 Report

Quoted By:

My brother just bought a car. I have no idea why. The closest place with any sort of street for a car to drive is Veridian City and I have no idea how the hell he expects to drive there. I don't think that cave is very car friendly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 14:57:08 No.48886903 Report

Quoted By:

>be me
>gardener
>its my passion
>wake up one day
>there is a fucking Groudon and Kyogre battling in my front garden
>what the actual fuck
>what up and go outside
There tearing up all the Budews and Oddishes
ive been growing
>Groudons bulldoze knocks out the Alolan Exeggutor I paid a fortune to get imported after my botanical sampling trip to Alola
>Scream at them to get off my god damned lawn
>years of work raising grass type mons is wrecked
>the Maractus and Cacturns are traumatized by sheer cold
>they even got to my ornamental Bonsly
>it took me years of bonding to get it that big
>it was almost a sudowoodo!
>later found out the kids broke in apparently trying to chase a wandering lati that's been chewing on my Cherubi lately
>they got angry when it flew off and started fighting in my plot

These fucking kids these days,

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 14:57:25 No.48886906 Report

Quoted By: >>48886941

>>48886894
I like it. There's a Drowzee that live in my family's ranch and they remind me of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 14:58:11 No.48886909 Report

Quoted By:

>>48881969
>Vibrava
Don't do this. The fucking wings won't stop vibrating.
And the sound, dear Arceus, the sound.
I had to train him all the way in Ever Grande. Lucky I got a Rhydon in a trade once. Didn't bother to pull him out, just Exp Share. Rhydon resist most of everything in that cave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:04:15 No.48886941 Report

Quoted By:

>>48886906
No, it's ugly and you should kill yourself for having this bad taste. I wanted a Drowzee-based Animal since Gen 1 and they fucked up so hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:08:40 No.48886968 Report

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>>48885077
Sounds like a dweller of the Straya region from what i can tell...
If the Unovans already defiled your lands native ecosystem with those accursed Zoruas (you need to cull them young, well before they get a chance to blend-in easily after evolving), why not ask the Galarians for aid with your issue? They seem to have found a perfect solution for their own Nickitt&Thievul problems just fine...
Lets be honest here - phox meat is disgusting, and any creature that genuinely favours it is trully a blessing...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:13:09 No.48886994 Report

Quoted By: >>48887073

>>48886894

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:22:39 No.48887073 Report

Quoted By:

>>48886994
>Muh spinoff Dinosaurs.
Every time at veepee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:32:20 No.48887145 Report

Quoted By: >>48887270

wtf is this? Some sort of regional Meowth or Espurr?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:38:35 No.48887194 Report

Quoted By: >>48887416 >>48887436 >>48888246

Is it gay to own a Fairy type?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:39:49 No.48887206 Report

Quoted By: >>48887213

Yo, guys! I was walking my Houndoom the other day around Olivine City (he loves the sea breeze), and guess what? We saw Jasmine, the gym leader!
We went to say hi, but the moment she saw houndie, she screamed and ran faster than a Dodrio.
What's up with her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:39:50 No.48887207 Report

Quoted By:

>>48884423
>attachment laws allows these fuckers to steal any Pokemon they manage to bond with

I'll bet your state allows pokephilia too. Disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:41:55 No.48887213 Report

Quoted By: >>48891543

>>48887206
It's not his fault, anon. The Houndour line gets a bad rap, even though most of the aggression has been bred out of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:45:21 No.48887225 Report

Quoted By: >>48887264 >>48888243

>neighbor's furfrou won't shut the fuck up
I'm about to lose it bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:47:48 No.48887235 Report

Quoted By: >>48887275

Anyone got advice for dealing with fossilmons?
im trying to get my Shieldon and Tyrunt to work together but tall they do is fight each other? any tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:50:19 No.48887252 Report

Quoted By:

Team rocket pays $18/hr no experience? Where do I sign up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:52:15 No.48887264 Report

Quoted By:

>>48887225
get a Machop,
its low sweep shuts up things like houndour, herdier, furfrou and yamper its also got for keeping meouth and glameow from shitting all over your gardens

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:53:25 No.48887270 Report

Quoted By:

>>48887145
>Make a Cat recolor
>Call it new species

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:54:13 No.48887275 Report

Quoted By: >>48887302

>>48887235
Does anyone have a spare Dawn Stone or Everstone? My Kirlia is showing signs of evolving soon, but I really want a Gallade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:55:03 No.48887284 Report

Quoted By:

>>48879755
gardener here,

How do I keep damn Farfetch'd from stealing all my leeks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 15:58:06 No.48887302 Report

Quoted By: >>48887371

>>48887275
have you sexed it? There is no point getting a dawn stone if it turns out to be female if not take it to the local poke center and the nurse will check it and tell you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:08:18 No.48887370 Report

Quoted By: >>48887381

My pet Charizard ate the neighbor’s Glameow the other day, and apparently it’s my fault. Naturally, my fellow Dragon tamer chad Clair won’t do anything about it, since it’s actually her fault. If you don’t want your weak mons ending up as lunch, you shouldn’t be in Blackthorn City. Are normal type trainers just retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:08:23 No.48887371 Report

Quoted By: >>48893988

>>48887302
>tfw no Gallade gf to cradle you in her strong arms
Feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:09:36 No.48887381 Report

Quoted By: >>48894373

>>48887370
Normal-type trainers are literally basic bitches. Spare no pity for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:15:29 No.48887416 Report

Quoted By:

>>48887194
Only if you let it cum in you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:15:33 No.48887417 Report

Quoted By: >>48887521

Bros, I need a new little friend.
For a couple years now I've been hiking and traveling with my Cyndaquil, we'd keep each other company and keep warm on hikes and camping. Then my little sister wanted to go on her own league run, and managed to evolve my baby boy into a Typhlosion. Now he's a fat fuck that eats so much more than any Pokemon I've seen. I swear he operates off like 10,000 calories a day. At least he learned to use a toilet but good fucking god every single shit leaves a mountain of skid marks and it smells like burned hair and rotten eggs for hours.
I decided to let my sister keep him since they seem close, but now I'm out of a camping buddy. I've been thinking about a Sizzlipede since they're not big, and centipede types even fully evolved tend not to eat your entire house then. Any anons know where I could find one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:16:23 No.48887425 Report

Quoted By:

>>48881763
Holy Arceus, that's horrible!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:18:04 No.48887436 Report

Quoted By:

>>48887194
This is just a stereotype perpetuated by salty Dragon trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:27:41 No.48887493 Report

Quoted By:

>>48881763
jesus fuck all you do is put soap on your hands so it learns to associate you with a bad taste...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:31:20 No.48887521 Report

Quoted By: >>48887539

>>48887417
>good fucking god every single shit leaves a mountain of skid marks and it smells like burned hair and rotten eggs for hours.

Fucking reevaluate your life if this is the fiction you write for fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:33:30 No.48887536 Report

Quoted By:

>britain region is just basically one long corridor
>open-area vast countryside feature they touted is too small and has piss-poor graphics

How did Animon fall so far?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:34:23 No.48887539 Report

Quoted By:

>>48887521
Okay cinderfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:42:28 No.48887590 Report

Quoted By:

Help me out anons. My brother has become convinced that the Otherworld conspiracy is true and won't shut up about how nothing carbon dates past 1990, even though that's been thoroughly debunked?

How do I reach him? He's starting to scare me and our mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:46:39 No.48887618 Report

Quoted By:

>>48882806
Gardevoir is a fairy-type you fucking retard. that's asking for trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 16:52:49 No.48887657 Report

Quoted By:

>Klefki stole my keys again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 17:37:02 No.48887986 Report

Quoted By: >>48888022 >>48888223

This fat bitch is so damn fast it moves to wherever I’m going to sit next in the blink of an eye and then scratches the shit out of me when I sit on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 17:41:52 No.48888022 Report

Quoted By: >>48888036

>>48887986
Why does it look like it’s wearing a wifebeater?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 17:43:48 No.48888036 Report

Quoted By:

>>48888022
>Purugly, the Lower Unova Pokemon
This makes so much sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:03:05 No.48888172 Report

Quoted By:

>>48879755
I have to put my Cyndaquil up for adoption because I can't afford to feed it and also keep replacing all of my burnt clothes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:12:13 No.48888223 Report

Quoted By: >>48888238

>>48887986
I know what you mean, my mom has one as a pet and it loves to lay on my lap. It's so heavy that it puts my legs to sleep. Yet, if I try to persuade it to move off, it just mauls my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:14:13 No.48888238 Report

Quoted By:

>>48888223
Why do people even bother with these Pokemon?

Glameow isn't even that cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:14:33 No.48888243 Report

Quoted By:

>>48887225
invest in a SquirtBottle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:14:45 No.48888246 Report

Quoted By: >>48889602

>>48887194
No. Tons of cute girls have fairy types and you can bond with them over that to get yourself a nice gf. Unless she has a sylveon. Stay the fuck away from those. Now bug types on the other hand, those scream "I'm a fag"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:21:02 No.48888287 Report

Quoted By: >>48888326

Guys. I just lost to some 10 year old with Pikachu. Anyone seen him? I need to get my revenge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:26:27 No.48888326 Report

Quoted By: >>48888339

>>48888287
He's on the road to VIRIDIAN CITYYY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:27:53 No.48888339 Report

Quoted By: >>48888419

>>48888326
When will people stop posting this shit meme? It wasn't funny the first time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:32:09 No.48888358 Report

Quoted By: >>48888493 >>48890239

>>48881473
A Zoroark made this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:37:34 No.48888393 Report

Quoted By:

>>48884310
Absolutely fucking not. It's not that they'll bite you, a well-trained one won't do it on purpose. But all it takes is for them to exhale in excitement and you have a brand new burn scar that NEVER stops fucking hurting. My uncle killed himself after being singed by one, the pain never left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:40:46 No.48888419 Report

Quoted By: >>48889082

>>48888339
sorry but I'm from Viridian City and it's our song so... get over it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 18:53:33 No.48888493 Report

Quoted By: >>48888603 >>48889281 >>48889328 >>48889562

>>48881335
>>48881473
>>48888358
Zoroarks don't exist, you schizos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 19:09:31 No.48888603 Report

Quoted By:

>>48888493
Oh yeah? Tell that to my wife. The only problem is that she likes to illusion herself invisible whenever I take my pills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:12:29 No.48889082 Report

Quoted By: >>48889195

>>48888419
Your shithole backwoods is run by the mafia and literally only relevant because of the league, shut the fuck up. I fucking hate Viridianers acting like they're hot shit and humming that retarded song of theirs all the fucking time, the fucking Sevii archipelago contributes more to this region than you nobodies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:30:42 No.48889195 Report

Quoted By:

>>48889082
>t. Lavender town shitter
Stop taking out your anger on others because you dumbasses decided to build a tower over a Pokemon graveyard, then scratch your ape looking head wondering why you got cursed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:42:48 No.48889281 Report

Quoted By:

>>48888493
Three clawed hands typed this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 20:51:45 No.48889328 Report

Quoted By: >>48889512

>>48888493
He is right. I run a camping grounds in northwest Orre and I can assur Zoroark has not bothered us. Please book a trip, our cabins are very cozy and free of Zoroark.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:00:46 No.48889386 Report

Quoted By: >>48894145

Where did she go? I miss her...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:14:30 No.48889512 Report

Quoted By:

>>48889328
Can I date one of the non-existent Zoroarks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:16:22 No.48889524 Report

Quoted By: >>48889554

Nobody talks about how Diantha was a stripper when she was younger. I still got a photo of her and her Gardevoir on the pole. Good luck tracking it down, virgins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:20:50 No.48889554 Report

Quoted By:

>>48889524
That could easily be a Ditto or a Zoroark. Every major celebrity has "leaked" photos or videos, and 90% of the time they're faked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:21:48 No.48889562 Report

Quoted By: >>48889642

>>48888493
they do exist but there rare as fuck and fucking horrifying. I was out in a forest trail in unnova once and got stalked by one, The thing is even when they imitate a human there still a pokemon and they act so uncanny. There is something just wrong about them. They will also deliberate fuck with you until you are little more than a jabbering wreck, I never got to meet the ranger that saved me but if they ever read this thank fugging arceus for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:26:23 No.48889591 Report

Quoted By: >>48889626 >>48889989

>be me
>homosexual
>visit gay bar on Melemele Island
>not even a foot in the door and the Kahuna’s grandson is making out with a blonde emo
>one guy snaps a picture
>he’s an undercover TMZ employee
>the bouncer’s beware grabs him and starts strangling the dude before he can post the picture
>guy yells the people deserve to know that the Kahuna’s grandson is a faggot
>yes he actually said “faggot” in a gay bar
>we all beat the shit out of him and throw him out
>blonde guy buys everyone drinks, guess his mom is rich

This happens every week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:27:09 No.48889599 Report

Quoted By: >>48889605 >>48890529

Bros NEVER underestimate how horny dragon types can get during mating season
>Be me
>air controller at Sootopolis
>pretty chill job, It's mostly just dealing with regional flights and telling people on flying Pokemon to fuck off from our airspace
>Steve, the guy I work with, is pretty chill too
>one day last summer we get a desperate mayday call from some guy in a small, single-engine plane
>"MAYDAYMAYDAYMAYDAY, THERE'S A SALAMENCE HUMPING MY PLANE!"
>we kind of just sit there in confusion before grabbing the mic
>"Uh... repeat please?"
>"THERE'S A SALAMENCE ON MY FUCKING PLANE!"
>the sound of glass breaking can be heard over the radio
>ohshit.jpg
>I get the runway cleared for him and Steve tries to find him with his binoculars
>a couple minutes later, Steve sees him coming in for landing
>sure enough, there's a huge-ass Salamence holding onto the top of the plane
>guy is forced to keep the plane's nose up because of all the weight on the back, looks like he's going to stall out at any moment
>barely makes it onto the runway, the tail immediately strikes the ground and the guy bails out as soon as he skids to a stop
>We now have an ultra-horny Salamence on our runway who is continuing to fuck this poor dude's plane like no tomorrow
>No one has any idea what to do at this point
>We send one of the airport fire trucks go out there to spray him with the hose, but he doesn't budge
>eventually, after it continued to fuck this guys plane for a good ten minutes in front of everyone in the terminal, we found someone with a Sylveon who managed to get the horny bastard to fly away after hitting him with a few moonblasts
>while they're towing the plane off the runway, Me and Steve get out of the tower and go down there to check it out
>The plane is a total loss, the wings and rudder are smashed, the back of the cabin has caved in, and the entire rear end of the plane is covered with blood and cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:27:46 No.48889602 Report

Quoted By:

>>48888246
Oi, fuck you! Whirlipede is the best Pokemon ever!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:28:12 No.48889605 Report

Quoted By: >>48889724 >>48890529

>>48889599
.Cont
>The pilot looks ok and somehow didn't get cummed on, but is just fucking bewildered as to what just happened to him and his plane

Two days later, we heard that the same Salamence got smoked by the Air Force after it tried to do the same thing a fighter jet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:30:11 No.48889626 Report

Quoted By: >>48889765 >>48896458

>>48889591
What? It's free speech, and while there's no freedom from consequences, it's not exactly right to assault someone even if he's an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:31:31 No.48889642 Report

Quoted By: >>48889669 >>48889679

>>48889562
Yeah but it was funny. Cry about it. Maybe next time don't come into my woods without leaving an offering. I swear, those Kanto vacationers are more thoughtful than you Unova fucks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:31:40 No.48889644 Report

Quoted By:

do you guys think unovan abomnasnow exists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:34:06 No.48889669 Report

Quoted By:

>>48889642
ha ha very funny anon, your only the 40th person to crack that joke. Its even more hilarious considering I'm Galarian...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:34:54 No.48889679 Report

Quoted By: >>48889707

>>48889642
What fucking forest do you live in that has internet?
More importantly, don't you have a kid to replace or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:38:53 No.48889707 Report

Quoted By: >>48889779

>>48889679
Satellite internet is a gift from Arceus himself. And no, there haven't been many females around since they started getting funny ideas about trying to live in human settlement rather than around them like our ancestors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:40:13 No.48889724 Report

Quoted By: >>48894331

>>48889605
The Air Force will PAY for the loss of a beautiful Dragon type like Salamance! My Dragonite will crush you all with his bare hands!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:43:52 No.48889765 Report

Quoted By: >>48896993

>>48889626
If it makes you feel better, he was breaking the bar’s rules and when he tried to sue they sided with the bar. The only good libertarians do for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 21:45:25 No.48889779 Report

Quoted By: >>48889965

>>48889707
Let me guess your buddy Pikachu charges the shitty laptop you stole and you keep a meowth held hostage in the basement to pay the internet bill?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:00:32 No.48889937 Report

Quoted By:

>having a nice day at the beach
>a wingull shits on my head
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:03:46 No.48889965 Report

Quoted By: >>48890040

>>48889779
Nah, I just take what I need from the hardware store, gas station, and camping supply stores in town, and use the credit card of that 70 year old lady at the end of town for internet. These electrical generators work well for charging all of my batteries. I'm currently learning how to use human tools so I can build a more permanent house up here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:07:12 No.48889989 Report

Quoted By:

>>48889591
Isn’t that blonde guy the Aether foundation president’s twink son who was in team skull a couple years ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:12:55 No.48890040 Report

Quoted By:

>>48889965
whatever nice rp anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:35:51 No.48890239 Report

Quoted By:

>>48888358
...So?
BTW I'm todays mod here ¦^3

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:39:58 No.48890282 Report

Quoted By:

>That edgy kid with the Morpeko who used bullet seed to shoot up the school

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:42:56 No.48890312 Report

Quoted By: >>48890332

Just found out my male Gardevoir watches gay porn when I’m at work and I’m not sure what to do now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:45:19 No.48890332 Report

Quoted By: >>48890395

>>48890312
have sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:49:27 No.48890379 Report

Quoted By:

slowbro... more like slownigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:51:00 No.48890395 Report

Quoted By: >>48890407 >>48890541 >>48891328

>>48890332
you mean non-faggo sex, right NPC bro? because of course sodomy isn't real sex its just a cope for faggo-cels

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:53:13 No.48890407 Report

Quoted By: >>48890440

>>48890395
obviously that is what I meant... get your mind out of the gutter

some posters ITT really need to touch grass pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:57:12 No.48890440 Report

Quoted By:

>>48890407
>touch grass pokemon

if you try to molest torterra, he will curb stomp you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 22:57:57 No.48890448 Report

Quoted By:

>be unovan
>get string shot
nice region you have there lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:08:56 No.48890529 Report

Quoted By: >>48890608 >>48892061

>>48889599
>>48889605
Holy shit good riddance FUCK dragon types, especially roaming dipshits like that one . Cocky little shits are too accostumed to being top of the food chain, so they don't respect human settlements or boundaries.

I used to work as a farmhand in Fallarbor and every fucking week we'd lose crops and livestock to hordes of Altaria that casually dropped from the sky to eat our shit like we grew it for them. It was ridiculous. We sent the ranch Mightyenas after them but they couldn't do jackshit and nearly all of them were pecked to death—fucking pecked. Have any idea how strong one of the fuckers is? I tried batting one away with a broom my first week and the dipshit broke my arm in three separate places, just fucking nipping me.

We couldn't even request help from the rangers because the Fallarbor city council is dominated by researchers in bed with some local fucking dragon clan, and there's all sorts of retarded protection laws surrounding the fuckers, so at the end of the day the ranch closed down and I fucked to the opposite end of the country.

Dragons are like ratatas, but bigger and easily capable of breaking every bone in your body. We need a region-wide crusade against these bastards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:10:09 No.48890541 Report

Quoted By:

>>48890395
that is a mans ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:15:05 No.48890581 Report

Quoted By:

Say what you will about the “Raptor” line but I still think The Animal Company struck brilliance with the “Quail”. Look at these adorable goofy things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:18:08 No.48890608 Report

Quoted By:

>>48890529
>trying to beat a giant fucking dragon bird away with a broom
anon that was pretty retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:20:41 No.48890629 Report

Quoted By: >>48890747 >>48891118

>the “Raptor” line
over designed pieces of shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:21:13 No.48890635 Report

Quoted By: >>48890661

Guy help; this fucking thing won't leave me alone... I'm scared

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:24:41 No.48890661 Report

Quoted By:

>>48890635
Did it tried to blow up? Maybe it's a low level Voltorb. Try to train it for a bit, maybe he just likes you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:29:53 No.48890703 Report

Quoted By:

Think I just saw the most ghetto "fix" for a car today. On my way home from work, I saw a car that was clearly missing one of its wheels, and the crazy fucker somehow strapped a whirlipede to it like a makeshift wheel. I wonder how common this sort of shit is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:30:04 No.48890705 Report

Quoted By: >>48890759

Personally not sure what the hatred is about for Zoroarks(or why my computer decided to write L to R, please help).
I have one and they're probably one of the most loyal Pokemon I could've asked for out of Unova. You kind of have to look past the impostor syndrome putting them under so much stress, which is why they have such a bad temperament.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:34:37 No.48890747 Report

Quoted By: >>48890771 >>48891118

>>48890629
That's the Peafowl line, they're not apart of the fucking Raptor lineage. Did you even read the bestiary? They use that plume to attract mates, it's literally "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M GORGEOUS!" And boy the leucistic male peafowl fits that bill of gorgeous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:35:56 No.48890759 Report

Quoted By: >>48890786

>>48890705
Nice try foxie, now post floof or GlTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:37:21 No.48890771 Report

Quoted By:

>>48890747
not the guy your replying to but birds are overdesigned in general, they were better before the cenezoic retcon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:40:26 No.48890786 Report

Quoted By: >>48891038 >>48894745

>>48890759
While it'd be funny if I was a Zoroark(when I was younger I kept getting cursed by Ninetales because I really wanted to land on the curse that made me one, I was a handful for my dad who got tired of apologizing profusely to the Ninetales), unfortunately I just happen to own an eccentric Zorua who I regret teaching thief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Nov 2021 23:56:55 No.48890915 Report

Quoted By:

Hey guys just got word InterPol is monitoring this thread. Might wanna hide your stupid sexy Gardevoirs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:12:51 No.48891038 Report

Quoted By: >>48891087

>>48890786
>it'd be funny if I was a Zoroark
>I just happen to own an eccentric Zorua
What level are you two?
Are you both related?
Does she... Uh, you know...
A-asking for a fiend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:20:06 No.48891087 Report

Quoted By: >>48891521

>>48891038
Unless Randy has been keeping a secret from me, Random isn't a female. He's probably level 22.
We're not related, kind of hard to find a blood relation between a human and a Zorua... e
No, he doesn't. Get your mind out of the gutter, he's too young for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:21:14 No.48891101 Report

Quoted By:

Animal Kingdom games are shit. Spend hours grinding out generations for my Lion only for me to find it had the inbred IV

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:22:36 No.48891118 Report

Quoted By: >>48891132

>>48890747
>>48890629
>Eagle, Hawk, Falcon, Osprey
Meh. All basically the same
>Vulture
Interesting gimmick, kind of like a Dark/Ghost vibe
>Lanius
Underrated as fuck
>Strix
Like a boring combination of different Pokemon, but still an honorable mention

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:23:46 No.48891132 Report

Quoted By: >>48891158

>>48891118
>Lanius
>underrated
Dear fucking god no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:27:31 No.48891158 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891132
What do you mean? Look at this badass little fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:27:39 No.48891161 Report

Quoted By: >>48891172

I wish TAI would let VideoManiac finish the next Animal Kingdom game instead of rushing it again. Hoping Legends: God is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:28:54 No.48891172 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891161
TACI, my bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:36:42 No.48891232 Report

Quoted By:

>>48879755
So sick of people not cleaning up after their Growlithe if I have to stomp out one more flaming fucking turd I'm going to lose it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 00:48:46 No.48891328 Report

Quoted By:

>>48890395
Be careful, Gardevoir have been known to use black holes for protection...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:19:26 No.48891521 Report

Quoted By: >>48891574

>>48891087
>lvl 22
No worries fren, he probably has already scored more tail than you have...
Please tell me more about this Randy fellow, is she simgle?
Are yuo simgle to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:22:38 No.48891543 Report

Quoted By:

>>48887213
despite making up 6% of the canine pokemon population houndour and houndoom commit 80% of all serious or fatal attacks on humans
get an arcanine instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:27:33 No.48891574 Report

Quoted By: >>48891842

>>48891521
He's like 1 year old, I just train him like crazy so that he can defend himself when he goes picks fights with the neighborhood Stoutland. I don't know his proper age since we adopted him after finding his parent dead.
You may not have him, he's Randy Random, he barely belongs to me at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:31:46 No.48891605 Report

Quoted By: >>48891612 >>48891623 >>48891640 >>48891716 >>48894327 >>48894374

Since /x/ isn't helping me, how the fuck do I get psychic powers like that Kanto gym leader... Sabrina, right? Or maybe that Aura powers? Do I have to fuck a pokemon to do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:32:56 No.48891612 Report

Quoted By: >>48894374

>>48891605
Just get a Pokemon really close to you. Or hope to god that you can get close enough to a Ninetales that they'll gift you a "curse" to use either one. Otherwise, you gotta be naturally born with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:34:35 No.48891623 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891605
If my theory is correct you'd have to be born that way. We've been studying this at my lab on various volunteers, and we're leaning towards the archaic tales of human-pokemon breeding creating humans with aura or psychic powers to be factual with the data we've gathered. Sorry, anon. Though perhaps you could find a psychic and ask them? Results are inconclusive on Pyshcic powers being innate or all humans having them.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:36:38 No.48891633 Report

Quoted By: >>48891657 >>48892887 >>48893005

By the way, anyone knows who the fuck is this guy?
I was watching Sinnoh's tournament with my family, we were cheering for some kid from Kanto when this motherfucker appeared with not just one, but two legendaries!
What is the absolute fuck? I thought we weren't supposed to catch them because of the balance and shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:37:22 No.48891640 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891605
I was an extra for those alien movies Sabrina starred in a few years back. I asked her how she got her powers, said she was just born with them. Then she told me to fuck off and stop picturing her naked in my head so I just left her alone for the rest of the shoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:39:23 No.48891657 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891633
Yo I heard he crossdressed and won a contest in Hoenn that former Magma and Aqua members had been apart of. Apparently all he had to do was put on a little lipstick and they were convinced he was a girl, wild shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:46:09 No.48891716 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891605
eat an abra, wish upon a jirachi, that sorta thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 01:54:24 No.48891777 Report

Quoted By: >>48892412 >>48892690

Yesterday I caught a Gloom (wouldn't stop drooling) since I heard it could evolve into a cute Bellossom.
However when that fucker finally evolved, it turned into a fucking vileplume instead.
Today I shifted it outside with help from my other mons and we sustained quite a few damages from the fucking pollen.
Now the thing is just standing outside staring. It never stops glaring directly into my soul. It feels like it's mocking me with it's soulless eyes.
Don't get a gloom unless you're ready for it to evolve into a vileplume instead of a Bellossom. I only wanted a friend for my Chikorita and I almost got poisoned to death by toxic spores.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 02:03:14 No.48891842 Report

Quoted By: >>48892546

>>48891574
Only 2 more levels untill KnockOff, huh? How delightful...
&TBQH, unless you saw him hatch from egg yourself then theres no real way to tell how old we~I MEAN a wild Zoruas are without a doctors checkup, but please know this for a fact, if does sometime 'wet the bed' after a nice dream - then he certainly is NOT just 1yo, maybe 2 or older - cause I~uhh my Zorua, yes... he only started doing that after was above 2 years of age, 2.5 actually but its apparently all depending on what season he was concieved at and how well he was fed before maturing into adolescence - please dont have any weird ideas about me, I just want towarnyou abouthowthey;
I'm Sorry, but my meemah is back home, and I need to wipe my browser history, beforeshe takesherlaptop awayfromme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 02:19:42 No.48891955 Report

Quoted By: >>48892016

>>48884781
See if you start having wet dreams about munna

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 02:24:23 No.48891992 Report

Quoted By:

>>48886857
>The animal company makes every shiny fucking white
>even though IRL shinies tend to be shit like pink, black, blue, even lime green

why animal company so lazy?????

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 02:27:17 No.48892016 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891955
>>48884781
Is it a boi or a grill Anon?
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION REGARDING YOUR VIRGINITY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 02:33:09 No.48892061 Report

Quoted By:

>>48890529
My alolan sandslash has been refusing to eat any food I cook for him besides golden/silver berries, and he constantly goes out to hunt dragon-types instead. At least he's having fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:01:37 No.48892252 Report

Quoted By: >>48892558 >>48893237

Was woken up in the middle of my sleep by the fucking hoothoots living in the tree outside my house for the 100th time. Hate those little fuckers that won't shut up.
Starting to regret moving from Alola to Johto. I'd rather deal with a yungoos Infestation than this crap. Doesn't help the locals keep looking at me weird like they've never seen a tan person before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:24:23 No.48892412 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891777
>WHOOPSIE just used a leaf stone on my Gloom
you have no one to blame but yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:41:42 No.48892538 Report

Quoted By: >>48892561 >>48892617

Did anyone else's house get destroyed during the storm near Sky Pillar yesterday? I kept telling my wife we should move now we have help clean up this mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:42:23 No.48892546 Report

Quoted By: >>48894121

>>48891842
... Did I just have a wild Zorua try to hook up with my own?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:44:03 No.48892558 Report

Quoted By:

>>48892252
Johto is really Xenophobic, probably because they take thier traditions seriously. Some faggot made me wait a month before he could turn my apricots into balls, but some snot nosed kid had some done in less than a day. They won't say it outloud but they don't like anyone not from Johto or Kanto, especially if you're from Unova or Galar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:44:31 No.48892561 Report

Quoted By: >>48892617

>>48892538
>living in hoenn
Literally your fault go to unova or galar instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:44:55 No.48892566 Report

Quoted By: >>48892604 >>48897017

>be me
>have a salandit growing up
>it's a male, no worries about evolving
>or so we thought
>now
>turns out it was a female
>she evolved into a salazzle one day when I was at work
>ohfuck.jpg
>see some wisps of pink gas floating around my apartment
>she keeps staring at me from my bedroom
What do I do about this? I've heard some horror stories about salazzles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:49:39 No.48892604 Report

Quoted By:

>>48892566
you know what to do

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:49:43 No.48892605 Report

Quoted By: >>48892845

How do you stop your Munchlax from eating those plastic soda can wrappers? This is the third time he's almost choked on one, and it's not even my fault, it's that snot-nosed kid with his dumbass Rattata littering on my lawn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 03:51:28 No.48892617 Report

Quoted By:

>>48892538
>>48892561
No lie guys, I actually joined the Magmas because having a bit of extra land would be nice.
I mean, I don't complain much: the mainland connects with almost everything and the Rustbooro cave allows an easy path between Rustbooro and Verdanturf (that's my job btw, I'm like a controler for zubats and whismurs. Managed to relocate them with a team to a secluded area of the cave last month).
But the only way to reach the other big island is crossing a river, or buying an expensive ticket in Slateport or Lylicove. And I have family in Dewford.
All I'm saying is that maybe a bridge, or some sort of boat ferry would be nice to go to the other cities. I'm tired of hitting Pelippers and Tentacools around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 04:03:53 No.48892690 Report

Quoted By: >>48892792

>>48891777
used the wrong stone retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 04:22:52 No.48892792 Report

Quoted By: >>48892915

>>48892690
>grassfag can't even bother to look up what stone to use
kek, bet he was smoking some of the grass too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 04:33:16 No.48892845 Report

Quoted By:

>>48892605
Deal with it from the source capture a gumshoos and deal with that rat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 04:43:30 No.48892887 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891633
probably just some rich kid with connections to the league's sponsers. his legendaries are most likely just rentals. things like this happen all the time; league tournaments are notoriously rigged

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 04:46:56 No.48892915 Report

Quoted By:

>>48892792
what, you saying he was stoned?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 05:00:10 No.48893005 Report

Quoted By:

>>48891633
Might be a Dynamax Adventurer. They tend to have a lost legendary or two after a few years in the Lair.
Galarians don't fuck around. Even the new champ had a pair of them when snapping Leon's unbeaten streak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 05:36:07 No.48893237 Report

Quoted By: >>48893301

>>48892252
You should probably catch an electric, ice, or rock type, and go make some examples out of your hoothoot problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 05:40:37 No.48893264 Report

Quoted By: >>48893268 >>48893459

>>48879755
>Meowth finally catches the fucking Rattata that's been shitting around my house
>Does nothing but false swipe and taunt it
DO YOUR JOB YOU CUNT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 05:41:33 No.48893268 Report

Quoted By:

>>48893264
just stomp the fecker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 05:47:25 No.48893301 Report

Quoted By:

>>48893237
I'm thinking of getting an Ampharos to solve the problem. But I don't want to damage the tree too bad.
I've been growing my own mint berries and would hate to see all that hard work go to waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 06:15:45 No.48893459 Report

Quoted By:

>>48893264
It wants you to catch its pal. A Meowth is no Poké Ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 06:20:53 No.48893489 Report

Quoted By: >>48893630 >>48893642

>>48879755
>get called in for police questioning
>haven't done anything so I'm reasonably confused
>get let out
>some time later they catch the real culprit
>I shit you not, it was a fucking Mr.Mime
>they questioned me because I fit witness descriptions of the perp
>take a long hard look in the mirror

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 06:51:02 No.48893630 Report

Quoted By:

>>48893489
Lmao that is devastating

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 06:54:34 No.48893642 Report

Quoted By:

>>48893489
hit the gym anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 06:54:34 No.48893643 Report

Quoted By:

>one of the wild feral Purrloin shat in my yard again
>every time they do it they piss off my Smeargles
One of these days I'mma get those fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 08:28:45 No.48893988 Report

Quoted By:

>>48887371
Bro pass the sauce?? Pls????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:06:42 No.48894109 Report

Quoted By: >>48894111

Alright guys,Story time (1/2)
>be me, 10 years ago
>marry the love of my life
>Let‘s call her Karen
>she‘s an absolute fanatic about Chatot
>She has an entire swarm of like a hundred Chatot in her garden, if no more.
>All of which she takes care of.
>Chatot can „speak“ the human language by imitating the words they hear from humans
>Apparently they are really good at remembering words, but not intelligent enough to know what a word means.
>So they basically spout random stuff they picked up from a person or another Chatot. Kind of sounds like singing acutally.
>Anyway, wife likes to teach them words, especially her own name.
>After we marry, we buy a new house with a huge garden for all the Chatot
>I‘m not so fond of these fuckers as my wife. I find their speeches more annoying than anything else. Besides, they shit everywhere.
>Don‘t care as long as my wife is happy.
>Fast forward ten years.
>Have two kids, successful career.
>Suddenly my wife divorces me out of nowhere, turns out she had an affair with one of the neighbours for months.
>Divorce settlement has me move out of the house, also I can only have the kids one weekend per month. Fucking great.
>Need for revenge fills me.
>The first of these weekends with my kids, I drive to my exes house to pick up the kids.
>Chatot are in the garden spouting random nonsense as usual.
>idea.jpg

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:07:45 No.48894111 Report

Quoted By: >>48894755

>>48894109
(2/2)
>Take one of the Chatot into my car.
>It still recognizes me and obeys without much trouble.
>Ask the kids not to say a thing about the Chatot to their mom
>They like me, so they agree.
>Take kids and Chatot home
>Keep the Chatot after the weekend. Wife has so many of them that a single one missing is impossible for her to notice.
>Over the next month, I train Chatot to sing certain phrases.
>Training goes good, after a few weeks it basically only says what I taught it.
>Next weekend with kids arrives.
>I discreetly return the Chatot to the swarm
>Take the kids as if nothing happened.
>Fast forward another week
>Get call from police, I‘m supposed to take the kids for the moment since Karen has suffered a mental breakdown
>Reason being her Chatot
>As planned, the rest of the Chatot have started to imitate the Chatot I trained
>Now all they keep singing is „Karen, dirty fucking whore! Lying cheating whore! Filthy whore!“
>Fucking priceless
>Thanks Chatot

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:09:56 No.48894121 Report

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>>48892546
'hook-up'? Dont be silly RandomAnon, that's something only the kitty'mon boys do to their girls with their 'stingers' - and I can tell you for a fact taht me Zorua ain't a cat...

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:12:10 No.48894131 Report

Quoted By: >>48894178 >>48894213 >>48894256

>>48879755
>These threads are finally back
Did he leave?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:16:41 No.48894145 Report

Quoted By: >>48894665

>>48889386
She is in a better place now, after finally making herself useful for once

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:25:51 No.48894178 Report

Quoted By: >>48894179

>>48894131
>he
Who, Voldo?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:26:28 No.48894179 Report

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>>48894178
The guy deleting the threads.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:30:56 No.48894192 Report

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>>48881030
>>48881335
>>48882923
We are understaffed, underfunded, and overworked to all hell, man. We've got to deal with so much different kind of shit and each one is wrapped up in six different kinds of regulations and rules and red-tape and it's the fucking worst.
And don't even get me started on Gym Leaders or Elite Four Members or Champions. Especially Champions. Fuck those arsehats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:38:41 No.48894213 Report

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>>48894131
No Isekai thread yet. We don't know though.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:45:03 No.48894229 Report

Quoted By: >>48894256

This thread has been a pleasant read these past couple of days, lots of creative stories and just general shitposting, really hope to see more of them in the future.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:45:37 No.48894233 Report

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>>48884441
>Get Natu as starter Pokemon from breeder.
>He's cool.
>Always kept clean
>Always knew where he was supposed to be
>Didn't talk
>Sometimes went overboard during fights (doesn't socialize well)
>Sleep in the same room
>See far-off visions of cities I've never been to, and panoramic views of forests.
>Can even nudge the visions to see other areas.
>One day, he evolves.
>The dreams change
>Don't just see current towns, but overlapping settlements made of different materials, with populations walking through each other, oblivious to the other cities around them.
>Trees and pathways run through each other while remaining distinct
>See power lines and sewers form a complex maze, with water flowing into mountains that don't exist.
>Between these multitudes of people and structures, find some people who just don't belong in any sense, standing alone in cities, who don't interact with the world.
>They just stare off into the distance
>Don't sleep when Xatu is out of his Pokeball anymore
This is the reason I'm never getting another Psychic-type Pokemon. Half of these Psychic-types are way too far beyond my human reality for me to live with them.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:51:40 No.48894256 Report

Quoted By: >>48894267

>>48894131
>>48894229
there should be a general Thread for these kinds of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 09:56:16 No.48894267 Report

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>>48894256
the Ruseday threads and those Isekai threads were sort of similar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 10:14:15 No.48894327 Report

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>>48891605
A colleague of mine managed to figure out how to transform someone into a partial Pokemon. He said he'd be willing to do the procedure on someone, but it's hard finding anyone who believes that's possible and is willing.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 10:14:42 No.48894331 Report

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>>48889724
We get it fag, you love your precious Mr. Gibbulls, but these types are a menace to society and even your family pet is statistically guaranteed to maul a child or someone else’s mon at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 10:20:14 No.48894363 Report

Quoted By: >>48895736

>>48885111
>>48885759
Anon, I think he's trying to keep them around for future use. Having fire-type birds around makes life convenient for him in nearly any fight (especially against other Torterra, making it somewhat instinctive), while also being a sign of health. Parasites, undesired growths, and dead biomass are then properly cycled. If the league was more permissive of out-of-the-box strategies, I think Torterra would be nearly mandatory for trainers to have. It should also be good for income if you attract the right creatures.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 10:23:26 No.48894373 Report

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>>48887381
Normal-type trainers just want to live honest lives.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 10:23:28 No.48894374 Report

Quoted By: >>48896766

>>48891605
>>48891612
>Actually believing that fuggin a 9tales will make them immortal...
NGMI

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 10:26:32 No.48894386 Report

Quoted By: >>48894917

>Be me
>Relaxing at home, playing vidya
>See this weird lookin' thing plopped on my porch
>Decide to let it in; it looked cold
>Ask around town if anyone was missing this weird fat Ekans
>No one knows even what it is
>Catch it so now it's mine cause I felt bad

This ain't a dragon is it? Literally no one in town seems to recognize it and I don't want it deciding to take a flaming shit in my living room.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 10:35:55 No.48894426 Report

Quoted By:

>>48879755
>be me
>thirsty and low on cash as mom keeps using the money you earn to buy random berries
>give pet shuckle salac berries
>impeccable

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 10:38:33 No.48894440 Report

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>>48879811
Actual gold

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 11:37:33 No.48894665 Report

Quoted By:

>>48894145
What have you meant by that?
Is she okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 12:04:17 No.48894745 Report

Quoted By:

>>48890786
>I just happen to own an eccentric Zorua who I regret teaching Thief
Just a burglar, or a panty-drawer raider?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 12:09:56 No.48894755 Report

Quoted By: >>48895014

>>48894111
Hope you're prepared for the lawsuit, tripschad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 12:10:45 No.48894759 Report

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When I was little I put a bunch of dish soap in my parents magikarp pond in an attempt to ‘clean’ them. Needless to say my parents weren’t pleased when I ran to them crying because ‘the fishies are swimming upside down’

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 12:54:10 No.48894917 Report

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>>48894386
na, you're fine mate. This thing is called Dunsparce. It only looks scary to intimidate predators, but in reality it's really just a non-poisonous version of Ekans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 13:12:44 No.48895014 Report

Quoted By: >>48895655

>>48894755
She will never know. The only ones who could possibly know of my involvement in this are my kids, and they ain't snitches.
And even if she drags me to court over this, then I will enter the courtroom, I will treat this as a "Do what you must, I have already won" Situation.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 13:20:09 No.48895063 Report

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How do I get rid of these little fucks?
Everytime I come back from work my house is a mess and there's always stuff missing. I know that these fuckers are responsible 'cause I always find balls of cotton everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 13:54:42 No.48895235 Report

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>be me still living with parents
>don’t have to pay rent so not too bad
>only drawback is I can’t catch any new Pokémon
>mum thinks they’ll fight indoors and fuck up her house
>only have scraggy
>Finally buy my own place
>night before I move out drive to a desert and catch a larvitar
>a week later
>in new place, call from mum
>why is there sand in your old room? Your scrafty doesn’t know sand attack does it? Why were you using attacks in my house?
>only reply I can think of is “uhhhh a dedenne is chewing on the power line!” And hang up
>sit in peace with my scraggy and larvitar in new house
>life’s good /vp/

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 14:03:04 No.48895281 Report

Quoted By: >>48895372

>>48879755
I tell ya, psychic types are a fucking pain in the ass.
Today I had just finished being able to evolve my espurr into a meowstic after working my ass off for weeks. I just wanted to sit down and relax, and accidentally sat on that ungrateful shit's tail.
Apparently she took offense and the next time I wanted to eat my lunch I found that that bitch had used her psychic abilities to twist every utensil into a scrap of useless metal.
I'm currently at the supermarket after having to bike for about an hour (I live quite a distance from the nearest city) to waste my money on getting new eating utensils, typing this out at the checkout line.
I've had it up to here with the smug fuck's behaviour. What can I do to discipline her yet ensure she doesn't fold me like a shirt with her abilities? She needs to learn to obey me instead of going against me for whatever perceived slight I didn't mean.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 14:19:45 No.48895352 Report

Quoted By: >>48895399

Guys how do I keep my aron from jumping on the bed? Little bugger keeps breaking the bed frame because he's so dense. I think he's doing it on purpose so that he can eat the metal frame but I always stop him in time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 14:23:15 No.48895372 Report

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>>48895281
This is why it’s important to socialise your pokemon as soon as possible. They don’t perceive things the same way that humans do, especially if they were caught from the wild. A lack of socialisation leads to situations like the one that you described. While it’s recommended that you start socialising them as soon as they are caught or adopted, it’s definitely not too late for your Meowstic! You can enrol her in PokeSchool, which among other things, teaches her the right and wrong way to behave and how to express her unhappiness with her trainer in an appropriate manner. There are even specialised PokeSchools for specific types and for pokemon that behave particularly badly. They tend to be relatively affordable for the services that they provide so it’s worth looking into. I wish you all the best with your Meowstic!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 14:28:23 No.48895399 Report

Quoted By: >>48895417

>>48895352
Have you been feeding her enough Iron or Zinc? I know vitamins aren't cheap, but many steel types require a lot of Iron and Zinc in their diets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 14:31:49 No.48895417 Report

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>>48895399
It's a boy, and I have been trying my best but I live out in the boonies so getting a good amount of vitamins are hard to come by. Maybe there's some defunct railroad tracks around here he could eat.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 14:41:47 No.48895471 Report

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I’ve been thinking about getting a Lycanroc, is this an accurate representation of their personalities?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 14:44:56 No.48895485 Report

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so the famkly growlithe got so excited for walkies today that he set the living room couch on fire
thank god the neighbors were awake so their gastrodon could put it out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 15:12:24 No.48895624 Report

Quoted By: >>48895862

Personally I always buy my pokemon from trusted breeders. You don't know what you're getting with wild pokemon, but if you find a good breeder who's been breeding that pokemon line for ages, or even specialises in a certain type, not only will you know you'll be getting the best natured pokemon, but they'll be socialised from a young age and the breeder can give you tips on how to raise that line of pokemon properly. I don't get why everyone says shit like "adopt don't shop", I know not all wild pokemon can't be socialised, but you have no idea what kind of background that pokemon is coming from, you know? Ability, nature, all that jazz. It's always wild caught pokemon in the adoption centres, too, because stupid fucking trainers always go out and just catch whatever they fucking see because of the "experience" of catching or whatever and then end up dumping the pokemon when they don't know how to care for them properly. Fucking ridiculous. Catch pokemon responsibly.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 15:20:01 No.48895655 Report

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>>48895014
>She will never know.
There's literally only one person who would do that.
>The only ones who could possibly know of my involvement in this are my kids, and they ain't snitches.
That's their distraught mom.
>And even if she drags me to court over this, then I will enter the courtroom, I will treat this as a "Do what you must, I have already won" Situation.
RIP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 15:39:47 No.48895736 Report

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>>48894363
Having a torterra with a few fletchinders/talonflames could help a lot in battle, and it would provide useful coverage against otherwise dangerous ice types.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 15:44:38 No.48895767 Report

Quoted By: >>48895797

>be me
>mostly have steel types
>live in small town
>its nice, people are chill.
>except for this one family thats loud all the fucking time
>everyone hates them because they have this fucking copperajah that wont shut the fuck up and constantly breaks shit
>it busted down my fucking wall
>get idea
>i've had a meltan ever since i was but a wee lad
>family is asleep, they leave the copperajah outside
>let meltan out of ball
>walks towards sleeping copperajah
>one hour later, i brand new melmetal, and the elephant is gone
>meltan is rare so they wont know what happened, assume it ran away.

who /devilish/ here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 15:49:37 No.48895797 Report

Quoted By: >>48895833

>>48895767
>Meltan suddenly disappears, anon now has a Melmetal that already loves them
>Copperajah is missing
>anyone who knows about Meltan and Melmetal's behavior knows something's up
They're going to find out eventually dude.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 15:54:33 No.48895833 Report

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>>48895797
no one here knows about meltan or melmetals behaviors anon, i'll just tell them it evolved overnight because it fell asleep on some metal or something. I'm a steel trainer so they won't question it.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 15:58:30 No.48895862 Report

Quoted By: >>48895871

>>48895624
My parents bought a female Combee with the intent of evolving her into a Vespiquen shortly after I set out on my league run. The breeder who sold her (1st-gen immigrant from Sinnoh) was a massive help in explaining things.
>Monetization (Honey/Aroma/Toxin)
>Mental Development
>Hive Growth (Can't just bum random Combee off a wild hive)
>Trainer Assertion
>Legal pitfalls and the damn-near Byzantine League regulations regarding "Leader-Pokemon" (Honchkrow owners get fucked every which way by these).
etc. etc.
The guy was a saint. Spent a few weeks just practicing with a Vespiquen he already had, and he partially penned my notes, just so I wouldn't miss anything. This, as a free service separate from the transaction. Made the first leg of my trainer journey a breeze. I love breeders.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 15:59:31 No.48895871 Report

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>>48895862
>shortly after I set out on my league run
*Shortly after I received my starter.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 16:02:34 No.48895891 Report

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>>48882027
The arctic, duh. It's in the name you dongus

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:05:09 No.48896254 Report

Quoted By: >>48896299

Hey... I need to ask...
What does it mean it my Vaporeon turns half-translucent and shows me her bones? Is she having some rare condition I'm not aware of?
Yes we had sex on a few occasions, and it always were the greatest thing ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:09:50 No.48896299 Report

Quoted By: >>48896914

>>48896254
>What does it mean it my Vaporeon turns half-translucent and shows me her bones? Is she having some rare condition I'm not aware of?
1.) That she trusts you
2.) She may be in physical pain
Pokemon of that line can be pretty stoic. She may be trying to indicate that something's wrong.
>
You degenerate.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:12:52 No.48896325 Report

Quoted By: >>48896346 >>48898277

So like a month ago I caught this Pikachu. I always thought it looked a bit odd, but I mean they discovered surfing Raichu a few years ago, so a Pikachu with a weird neck shouldn't be too out of the question right?

Anyways but since then Pikachu has been behaving very strange. Leaving at night and dropping its head whenever it bumps into something or gets attacked. For some reason it also used Shadow Claw at times.

This sure as hell couldn't be related to recent disappearings in my town right? These very suspiciously started happening since I caught Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:14:11 No.48896336 Report

Quoted By:

>>48881333
It was rigged. The kid paid the judges

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:15:46 No.48896346 Report

Quoted By: >>48896464

>>48896325
>Calling a Mimikyu a Pikachu
Literally no one has ever fallen for this. Get your local Mightyena trainer on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:22:23 No.48896397 Report

Quoted By: >>48896450

>be somewhat competent fisherman
>started fishing in some pools recently
>a whole bunch of rapid swimming fish suddenly there
>this lad named Wilton called it a 'swarm'
>he caught like 46 of them for his family barbecue
>i was able to get one measly fucker
>well let's keep it
>play around with it a bit
>likes to shoot water and ice beams
>spits out the odd seed at times
>all of a sudden it evolved into an octopus
>shoots mud, rocks, poison goop, reflecting flashes, fucking electric bolts, flames even god damn dimension altering psychic beams
>win every battle in my neighborhood since they don't expect an octopus spouting flames in the form of Japanese characters

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:23:25 No.48896412 Report

Quoted By:

>>48881243
>It’s going good until a flying pirate ship freezes the fucking city
Oh my god I was there for that too.
They had to double amputate this guy’s legs to get him out of the ice because he was caught outside when it happened.
What the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:29:28 No.48896450 Report

Quoted By: >>48896593

>>48896397
>win every battle in my neighborhood since they don't expect an octopus spouting flames in the form of Japanese characters
>octopus spouting flames in the form of Japanese characters
>octopus spouting flames
Pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:30:30 No.48896458 Report

Quoted By: >>48896963

>>48889626
>Get called a faggot
>Hm! It's free speech, so I shall turn the other cheek
>Get called a faggot again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:32:04 No.48896464 Report

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>>48896346
>dark type on a Ghost/fairy
Retard it’ll just get play roughd into oblivion

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:40:59 No.48896515 Report

Quoted By: >>48896578 >>48896604 >>48898320

>have an omanyte (got it from a guy I know in the fossil business)
>doesn’t like the ball, so I typically carry her around
>every fucking day some zoomers run up to us and yell ‘praise helix!’ or some shit
Is this a meme I missed or something?
I think its starting to give omanyte a big head too…

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:50:57 No.48896574 Report

Quoted By: >>48896630

>>48879755
>be me
>at university because fuck trying to train Pokémon, either too stupid or too smart to deal with
>go to library
>need to find book for gay scholarly source
nobodyhere.mp3
>see an unattended Alakazam
allmywut.jpg
>it hovers to me
>instant realization that I might get turned inside out
>it stops a few feet away
>it looks at me, I try slowly backing away
>suddenly can't move
>suddenly feel my mind being probed and prodded by its powers
>hear a voice

"third floor, non-fiction section section 27"

excusemewhat.png
>it repeats this a few times then everything goes dark
>mfw a psychic monstrosity got a job at the university library
>mfw I'm too retarded to understand basic directions
>mfw it got tired of waiting for me to leave and just teleported me to the book section
God I hate the smart Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:51:19 No.48896578 Report

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>>48896515
its some meme cult referencing a god from an ancient civilization. the Twichgptians or seeming like that

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:52:41 No.48896593 Report

Quoted By: >>48896612 >>48898295

>>48896450
I was able to make this one with my Rotomdex last time

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:54:31 No.48896604 Report

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>>48896515
I don't know, but I have a similar experience with people calling my Venomoth an All-Terrain Vehicle. For some reason Dragonite's either run/fly away when they see it or start spamming Agility or Barrier. Is this normal behavior?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:55:36 No.48896612 Report

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>>48896593
What the fuck is THAT? You say it evolved from a fish? No fucking way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 17:57:14 No.48896630 Report

Quoted By: >>48896656

>>48896574
How are you in university to begin with if you can't follow simple instructions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:00:25 No.48896656 Report

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>>48896630
It's less about following simple instructions, and about dealing with tense situations. I would know, I grew up with an irrational fear of being fucking twisted into a ball by a psychic type. I think it was because of the Mewtwo incident.

That's why I'm a dark type trainer now.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:06:02 No.48896700 Report

Quoted By: >>48896733

>be me
>have a porygon
>wanna evolve it
>upgrades are stupid expensive
>manage to snipe a cheap one off ebay
>looks like a 3rd party one, but it should be fine
>give to porygon, and do a formality trade with a buddy
>it comes back looking a bit weird
>it doesn’t stop spazzing out and screaming
Can I uh… undo this or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:09:40 No.48896733 Report

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>>48896700
Oh, I know that one. That was Porygon Z, and just like GeoOS Sights, there really isn't a way to downgrade once installed.
At least it's official?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:14:05 No.48896766 Report

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>>48894374
Literally no one said to fuck the Ninetales, I didn't even say to fuck any Pokemon, I just said befriend one and hope that it'll use their curse powers to give you physic or aura powers.
I kind of left out the crucial detail of "get close to a [physic type or Lucario] Pokemon", since they might be able to teach you how to use either if you were lucky. I have a theory that aura powers can be used by anyone with enough training, but I've never seen it in action so I could be totally wrong.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:22:00 No.48896809 Report

Quoted By: >>48896935

>>48881473
Fuck me I got my own story with those fuckers
>be me 8 years old, living with grandparents out in the far Unova countryside
>see a hurt Zorua, didn't know what it was and brought it back home
>grandparents shitting bricks because my retarded ass just brought a plague onto their quiet house
>they don't have the heart to tell me to throw it out and let it pass on
>I nurse it back to health
>it refuses to leave and spooky shit starts happening around the house
>grandparents call up Uncle Chad (real name)
>Uncle Chad is a Pokémon Ranger that competed in a few leagues before joining the forestry service
>he shits bricks when he sees the Zorua
>says its got marked by an alpha
>means its marked for death and they won't stop until its dead
>he goes in town and comes back with some huge Pokémon
fucking giants all around
>for the rest of the summer there are sporadic battles and lots of dead Zoroark
>one night he thinks he got the alpha
>finally can go outside
>Zorua acts like a Poochyena, genuinely fun to play with
>suddenly get ambushed by a giant fucking Zoroark
holyshitthoseteeth
>loud ass scream from the Zorua permanently damages my hearing
get headbutted across the yard
TKO.mp3
>wake up in hospital bed a week later
>Uncle Chad's Metang sacrificed itself to save me and the little shit
>Uncle Chad had to use a shotgun on the monstrosity, says it was at least 80 years old
>grandparents say Zorua ran off, summers over anyways so I go back home and repress some memories
five years later
>go on nature hike at grandpa's house, rip grandma
>hear rustling in bushes
ohshitwheresmyglock.jpg
>big fucking Zoroark waddles out of bush
thisistheend.jpg
>it looks at me, smiles and walks away
apparently my grandpa's house is now its territory and it disembowels anything it doesn't like

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:36:41 No.48896914 Report

Quoted By: >>48897376

>>48896299
Thanks for the quick answer friend, but please rest assured it wasn't anything I've done for my own gain... And lets just say that locking-up my bedroom doors is merely an excercise in futility once every full-moon comes
Not doubitng that its indeed somekind of a kindness-gesture on her end, but now that you mentioned it might be a sign of my Vappy being in pain - I had taken a good look at her entirety, yet I dont see any faults present on her skeletal structure anywhere myself - however I'm no doctor or NurseJoy, so it might have another different meaning behind it that I've never seen thrououghtly mentioned on-line at all, I wonder why is that...
Maybe its something unique to her in particular - or just a way to catch my attention perhaps? Maybe its so, unless... its simply...
Just a wordplay?

Oh my Arceus...

...Bone, really?!?

Now I get it, how stupid of me...
Please tell me its just her way of asking for a 'spinal tap' via massage - and not what we both actually think of now - I dont really want this to be a 'regular affair' any more frequent than it already is, I dont have what it takes to keep up with her anytime she does this...

I'm boned now, quite literally even =^(

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:40:24 No.48896935 Report

Quoted By: >>48897226

>>48896809
You didn't have to lie about them. They're generally pacifists, especially since they're basically tissue paper in combat. Yeah, I guess that special attack and attack CAN be impressive, but when you have such little health and have such weak defenses, you don't really get a chance to use them. Why do you think I've been overtraining my Zorua to deal with the neighborhood Stoutland and its little lillipups?
Seriously though base 60s on all three stats. If they get hit, they're pretty much out for the count.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:44:36 No.48896963 Report

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>>48896458
I mean I get called a faggot on this board all of the time so I fail to see how this would be any different other than "wow that guy is bold to say that to my face" and return to drinking apple cider or something.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:48:10 No.48896993 Report

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>>48889765
I don't give a shit, assault is not an appropriate response. Imagine if the military was allowed to beat you up if you criticized them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:51:21 No.48897017 Report

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>>48892566
Get a close pin on your nose and swat it with a newspaper, if you've treated it like a dude since today then it should get the message and stop with the pheromones.
Just remember to take it outside every month to blow off pheromone pressure, as it can build up and get sick from holding it in, also make sure no other male slandits are around when you do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 18:51:55 No.48897021 Report

Quoted By: >>48898385

Ok, I have story to tell
>be me
>in team rocket I was, long, long ago
>now have family I do, move to Unova to find Unova dream
>Unova dream was lie
>live in countryside town that freeze lake in winter
>very poor I am, very, very poor
>struggle to to make ends meet
>see world tournament on tv
>son want to see in person
>manage to double shift job until we have savings to see show in stadium
>see my old boss in the first round
>run backstage to ask for help for my family
>he ignores me
>”please sir giovanni sir” I say to him “I need money for son, my son!”
>he stops and thinks
>writes out check for me
>say nothing and bye-bye a-go-go out of my life

People say Rocket man are bad man. Rocket man was my brother and sister. Bad things we did, that I know. But not us all were heartless man. Thank you, Giovanni sir. World may not forgive you, but I do.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 19:24:28 No.48897226 Report

Quoted By: >>48897801

>>48896935
>Falling for the peacefull Zoro meme because his own RuseKit is a spoiled candy-ass faget...
LMAO! I bet he never didnt even tried stealing baby Torchics from the local aviary, just like the domesticated and overpampered by RareCandy bitch-boi he definetely is as you admitted...
Fug I pissed myself from laughter againwhile writingthis - Meemah will be mad at me again
°≥°

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 19:28:48 No.48897262 Report

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>Zoroark causing problems at countrysides...
>Just get a gun and shoot em ded, lawls!
HOW THIS COULD EVER POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 19:42:48 No.48897376 Report

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>>48896914
DO NOT FUG THE HORNY FISHDOG ON A DAILY BASIS ANON!
I sincerely mean it for a number of reasons - the obvious display of degeneracy being the lesser of your problems if you could possibly believe it...
She wants to turn you into a Vap-clam junkie, not even joking about this
Don't you believe anyone who calls them dumb beasts, theres a reason why numerous sailors drowned themselves after missing out on an opportunity to plow any FishFox snatch for too long

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 20:42:48 No.48897801 Report

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>>48897226
>falling for the folklore
Did you ever once consider why they even got illusion abilities? They gained them over many years to avoid conflict.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:07:23 No.48898031 Report

Quoted By: >>48898066

>Be me
>single Pokémon breeder
>Breed Shroomish and Oddish because my parents did it and its honest money for not a lot of effort, plus they make a lot of poor kids happy
>Weirdo stock trader moves into vacant house next to me
odd but its a nice place to escape the rest of the world
>invites me over just to flaunt about how rich he is, shows off some poke-maniac suits
creepalarm.mp3
>asks me if I breed raltz
uhh no, I only breed Shroomish and Oddish
>makes me really uncomfortable and asks me where he can get one
>eventually leave and he doesn't bother me ever again
A few years later I have a big healthy Shroomish called Mr. Muffin that helps socialize the new seedlings and keeps pests out of the yard.
life_is_good_jpg.
>end of breeding season and onset of winter
>no more Shroomish and Oddish, just me and Mr. Muffin
>get neighbor's mail by mistake
its a fucking BDSM Magazine
>embarrassing as fuck but I do the neighborly thing and go over and deliver it to him
longfuckingwalk.jpg
>slide it in the door mail slot
door opens
>see anorexic poke-maniac neighbor in the doorway, hands bound together
jesuschrist.wmv
>he look at me blankly, barely breathing
>see a malicious looking Gardevoir in the room behind him glaring at me
>nope out of there
>sit in my couch and ponder what the fuck I just saw
>technically not illegal in kalos, god I hate it here sometimes

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:11:14 No.48898066 Report

Quoted By: >>48898088

continued from >>48898031
Autumn is really kicking in and Mr. Muffin is living the best life a Shroomish of extraordinary size can in my backyard
>washing dishes
>glance out of window and see neighbor's back door open
>wait didn't there used to be a wooden fence there?
>see neighbor on all-fours crawling on a leash held by that gardevoir
allmywut.jpg
>it uses some sort of psychic attack on him and sends him flying
holyshit.jpg
>catches him midair with psychic power and contorts his limbs, curling them like noodles, he screams like a banchee
>I get throw up into the sink
>look out again
itslikeacaraccidentyoucan'tlookawayfrom.exe
>more grotesque things happen to the dude then suddenly stop
>glance over and see Mr. Muffin with his jaw agape half in a leave pile
ohgodpleaseno
>I glance back and that fucking gardevoir is glaring at him
>she drops the neighbor and starts slowly floating towards my yard
NOTINYOURLIFEYOUCRAZYBITCH.mp3
>Bolt out of the back door, grab Mr. Muffin (I don't keep his ball on hand) and run back inside into basement
>backdoor slams shut behind me
>Mr. Muffin sobs deeply and refuses to look at me
brokenwindow.mp3
>shit myself and call the police while Mr. Muffin starts scream crying and floods the room with a stun spore
> thank parents for giving me an immunity to those spores
>police find neighbor's severed arm in my kitchen
>get questioned for hours
>neighbor's house is fucking disappeared, only trace is the big ass hole, broken pipes and cables
>police find a bunch of broken BDSM equipment in the yard
>police find improvised broken BDSM equipment made of warped wooden planks
>I take Mr. Muffin to a shrink that uses Munnas
>He's better now, but he's not the same aloof Mr. Muffin that feared no wild Spearow
Nightmares about that fucking gardevoir are becoming more and more frequent anons.
I don't think I can invest in a Houndoom, too much of a fire risk around here are there any better alternatives to keep me safe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:14:23 No.48898088 Report

Quoted By: >>48898160

>>48898066
They're expensive as fuck and very high maintenance, especially with the whole "stealing their life force" thing, but Honedge is a pretty good counter from my limited knowledge on the fairy type.
I live in Unova, so fairy types aren't exactly a concern here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:23:39 No.48898160 Report

Quoted By: >>48898177

>>48898088
That might work, thanks anon.
Wish me luck before that spooky bitch comes back to disembowel me.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:25:49 No.48898177 Report

Quoted By: >>48898724 >>48898796

>>48898160
Yeah, no problem. Just be VERY careful with that ribbon. Wear some dog trainer maul proof clothing or something. You'll look really goofy but it's better than losing your soul.
Best case scenario, with enough trust, you now have a literally living sword you can wield around for parties and shit. Worst case, you might want to get them into an Aegislash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:43:35 No.48898277 Report

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>>48896325
Motherfucker did you bring a Mimikyu into your home? Not even that, your home town? What the fuck is wrong with you? Call the Pokemon Center or a Ranger as soon as possible. Put it on the GTS, do SOMETHING.

>This sure as hell couldn't be related to recent disappearings in my town right?
They attack anything that messes up their flimsy as shit costume. It sure as hell might have been. But it's not your problem, just get rid of it before you accidentally step on its shitty paper bag/rag/whatever-the-fuck and it arbitrarily makes you out to be an enemy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:45:26 No.48898295 Report

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>>48896593
Fucking sick catch anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:48:30 No.48898320 Report

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>>48896515
cute nyte anon

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:58:06 No.48898385 Report

Quoted By: >>48898390

>>48897021
>People say Rocket man are bad man.
>World may not forgive you, but I do.
It's mostly just Pokemon Trainers that feel that way, and with good reason. The more sensitive, nature loving types never approved of Team Rocket's methods (obviously) and the Trainers that prefer to apply similar methods to controlling their Pokemon don't like Team Rocket because of all the regulations that sprung up in response to their poaching, which they DID go a little overboard with.

But there is a steadily growing sentiment that Team Rocket was ultimately beneficial to the Kanto region as a whole because their operation kept foreigners from gaining a major economic/political standing in the region. Which is really why Team Rocket had to go in the first place; they were messing around with too many different groups' profit margins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 21:58:51 No.48898390 Report

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>>48898385
>steadily growing sentiment
among non-trainers*
so basically everyone else, sorry if that wasn't clear.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 22:42:12 No.48898724 Report

Quoted By: >>48898796

>>48898177
Hey it’s Mr.Muffin’s anon, I took your advice and procured some of my dad’s heavy duty gardening gloves and set off with Mr.Muffin.
Now I’m about a kilometer away from my house and I came across pic I took.
Now I’m really nervous about making Mr.Muffin fight a battle again and he seems nervous too, wish us luck.
I think I’ll start with throwing a Pokéball.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Dec 2021 22:50:00 No.48898796 Report

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>>48898177
>>48898724
I caught it with the first Pokéball was it supposed to be this easy?
I’m not complaining, I’ll take it to the Pokécenter in Rodez town tomorrow to get it checked out.

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