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GOH
LISTEN TO ME
YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE IN KANTO AND FUCK MY DAUGHTER GOH
SHE’S A LONELY SHUT-IN WITHOUT YOU
HER EEVEE AND YAMPER HAVE MADE HER BORING
SHE SPENT TWO YEARS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF VALUE
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HER GRADES ARE LIKE, SHE WON’T SHOW ME
EVEN THE EEVEE IS AIMLESS AND INDECISIVE
YOU HAVE TO MARRY AND IMPREGNATE HER, GOH
YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE CERISE BLOODLINE
FORGET ABOUT PARKER, THEY DIAGNOSED HIM WITH ASPERGERS YEARS AGO, HE’LL NEVER BREED
PLEASE GOH YOU HAVE TO SAVE CHLOE FROM BEING A DOG WOMAN WITH A BARREN WOMB
GOH PLEASE DON’T HANG UP
GOOOOOOOHHHHHH
