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Man was on holiday in Australia, on a ramble. Comes across a sheep drive passing through the junction and stands to watch them pass. Near the end, a big burly sheep-herder walks past carrying a ewe under each arm. Man shouts over, asks what's wrong with them. "I'm keepin' 'em seperated" sheep-herder shouts back. "We're stopping up the road for a bit in 10 mins and I'm gonna shag them then". Man shouts back "In my country, we usually shear sheep", laughing. Sheep-herder shouts back "Fuck off cunt, I'm not shearing these girls with anyone!"
