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>see these threads occasionally
>usually put off by highly concentrated autism
>decide fuck it will give this one a shot, I'm big into minecraft
>install multimc, simple enough
>get into server, comfy well built spawn, friendly people shooting the shit in chat
>go off to build and catch a team
>working on my cabin in the forest when I feel like I'm being watched
>I'm thousands of blocks out of spawn so think it's just the minecraft paranoia setting in
>almost finished when out of the corner of my eye, I see him
>I spit out my onions and nearly shit my adult diaper
>shakily, my fingers begin to type in the chat: "h-hello?"
>the figure sneaks back behind a tree and dissappears
>too scared to investigate I run off in the other direction, maybe I can catch some guys for my team and finish this later
>putting some distance between me and my house, thinking maybe it was just a pokemon and feeling silly
>while lost in my thoughts I ended up falling in a pit concealed by the terrain generation, just shallow enough to survive
>almost too well hidden, as if-
>before I could finish my thought, a menacing silhouette appeared looming over the top of the hole
>at this point I screamed so loud I woke my gf and her husband (for which I got stuck with an extra week in my cock cage)
>I was about to just exit the server when a message appeared: "where da trains at?"