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>Yo, uh
>
>We all wanna be the guru
>Shiny head, guru gonna moon you
>Dare to step, he's who you're gonna lose to
>Uh, guru's to get used to
>And his cards all goin to the moon too
>
>Enter the card vault, see the zard pulled out
>Flauntin PSA 10, gem mint suckin in the clout
>Guru's one to exalt, market moves are his fault, tastin salt? All the jealous haters can't doubt
>
>We all wanna be Collectibles Guru
>Mansions, millions, all dat revenue, he accrues
>If you whine at his tiktok, he'll see through you
>It takes a blue, losin' screwball
>to mess with the cueball;
>the guru
>
>30k, Logan Paul's his posse
>Can't contain his domain as he's conquerin the hobby
>Take a gander at his treasury you'll find the box; X Deoxy
>While you over here chuckin rocks, but he got a sturdy body
>
>Even Ttard can't compare
>Silver bars don't match up to the millionaire
>Crypto Emperor, he's King of the dollar short
>Sweepin' away that discounting Tyranitar
>
>And you know that he won't post a screen with a date
>And as for his real date, he'll only masturbate
>But to save himself it isn't too late
>As self-improvement is what the guru
>Propagates
>
>Follow him, and you'll never be a loser
>You can sift through the secondary markets like a barracuda
>Grabbin all the gains, clearin out the store lanes
>You can even get the Star Raycooza
>And be a wooer
>
>Uh
>
>We all wanna be the guru
>Shiny head, guru gonna moon you
>Dare to step, he's who you're gonna lose to
>Uh, guru's to get used to
>And his cards all goin to the moon too
