>>16043331"Hey! Are you like, um, here for the finals or something? Because they like, cancelled it, so laaaaaame...."
You approach the qt3.14 by the lying on the bleachers, all bored and whatnot. Although as much as your mom wanted you to learn how to play volleyball when you were in your youth, you legitimately don't know how to fucking play and you shouldn't lie about that, "Uh, no actually."
"Ooooh, well sorry dude, but um, Skeeter Skidouche like, reserved this whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole court to host a fight, it's so uncool, I thought he was totes out of it.
He's the lamest boyfriend ever, but I can't leave him, his dick is just too big~"A) "Uh, yeah actually. I'm the one who's going to be fighting him.
B) "Why do you date assholes?"