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Get ready, here it comes.
>The protagonists are TWINS! Huh? They don't look alike? Different hair color? Who cares, THEY'RE TWINS!
>GUISE GUISE TAKE THE POKEMON CHARACTERS- BUT BUT LIKE, THEY GO TO HIGH SCHOOL NOW~
>EVERYONE'S POKEMON CAN TALK WITH AURA
>My starter isn't a starter Pokemon!
>All battles last five sentences or less
>ASH'S POV --> Five sentences about the scenery --> GARY'S POV --> Three sentences about my irrelevant thoughts --> MISTY'S POV
>First-fucking-person view in general if it isn't done right
>Everything is dark and gritty in my alternate universe
>the BLUENETTE
>Remember, if you can't think of a good joke, you can always make fun of Justin Bieber or Twilight.
>The rival and the girl protagonist must always be butt-fucking, no exceptions, this is the CANON top tier ship whether you like it or not. You are the unwanted son of the devil if you don't ship it, you dirty backwater rat.
>"Use Thunderbolt!" he said as Pikachu used Thunderbolt.
>Don't like, don't read ;)
>"Dialogue is written as..."
>"You wouldn't capitalize mouse.."
>Rated T for a mild cuss word!
>Hugh's little sister doesn't have a name. HEY! LET'S GIVE HER ONE!~
>I'm sorry my summary sux ;'(
>Joke fics that get taken seriously
>Using [blank]-kun and [blank]-chan un-ironically
>The author's note consists of the author TALKING with the characters in her story
>EVERY STORY ENDS WITH A KISS
>People who expect all of their reviews to be blatant cock-sucking
>Constructive criticism = FLAMES!!!!111
>Q&A stories (Bonus points if it's "Ask [shipname]!"
>Truth or Dare with [x] characters!
>"Chatroom" stories
>Stories written in script format
>Stories with emoticons, or "LOL" "ROFL"
>MY STORY IS JUST ME RE-WRITING THE GAME'S PLOT!~
And the Oscar award goes to...
>I hate Valentine's Day because the character I'm shipped with in the story does not return feelings
>hurr shippy scene
>HORPA DORPA DURRRH HURRR DURRR UHRRFHF GUESS VALENTINE'S DAY ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL
