>>24891932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSh37MgezlwThe aptly-named 'Leek Miser' steps up to the mic and slams his leek on the stage while his vaudeville Psyducks disperse into the crowd. "FARFAR! Now wasn't THAT something? How's everyone doing today? You doing good? You FEELING good? THAT'S GREAT! We're going to have such a fun time tonight! We've gotta bunch of HOT acts scheduled for the next hour that'll get your motor runnin' a ten miles a minute. And if this is your first time with us tonight—then I hope that little number was able to enrich you about what this society's all about! Lava Cookies are in the back, as per usual!"
"And if you need to ask who /I/ am then you probably weren't paying attention!"
