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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:20:26 No.36850098 View View Reply Original Report

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What pokemon would you eat?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:25:32 No.36850115 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:36:08 No.36850142 Report

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>>36850098
Is this vegan?[/spoiler]

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:37:55 No.36850148 Report

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>>36850098

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:40:10 No.36850154 Report

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>>36850148
torchic tendies are spicy even if you don't season them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:41:17 No.36850157 Report

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>>36850142
Make sure you prepare it correctly or you’ll fucking die.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:45:41 No.36850166 Report

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>>36850148

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:47:14 No.36850173 Report

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>>36850098

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:51:30 No.36850184 Report

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How would you prepare them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:54:48 No.36850197 Report

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>>36850184
>Made of glass
>Literally bags of blood. Guess you could make black pudding but only old people like that.
>Boiled alive, like lobster.
>Made of wiring, so good luck with that I guess.
>Made of steel
>Made of steel
>Pretty sure that's just a hollow carapace.
>Made of rock
>Highly toxic
>Highly toxic
>Made of bricks
>Take off the wrapper and just suck it as is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 01:55:13 No.36850198 Report

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>>36850173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXadKOKulE4&;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 02:02:31 No.36850225 Report

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>>36850142
It's not. There are more berries and beans than you can shake a stick at. Maybe you could try the fruit from a Tropius if it gives you permission.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 02:07:30 No.36850240 Report

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>>36850225
If you take a Tropius' fruit without consent, is that rape?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 02:10:40 No.36850249 Report

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>>36850240
It's like someone taking your hair without consent. Which is battery I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 03:11:16 No.36850476 Report

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>>36850184
>Nihilego
>Mildly poisonous. May result in nausea, headache, fever, fatigue, chest pains, paralysis, loss of bone density, moodiness, feral rage, sauciness, dilly-dallying, strokes of brilliance, and untimely doom

>Buzzwole
>Extract meat from the exoskeleton and sear on all sides in a hot wok to seal in the flavor. Top the dish off with a splash of spicy peanut sauce.

>Pheromosa
>Pheromosa don't provide a lot of meat, but the exquisitely elegant wings are surprisingly tasty, particularly when expertly prepared with a sweet candied glaze.

>Xurkitree
>Inedible. Known effects include uncontrollable episodes of impromptu break dancing.

>Celesteela
Remove the cannon and ammo stockpile, then vigorously tenderize the meat with a heavy mallet. Stir-fry with caramelized onions and figwort sprouts. Spoon over a steaming bowl of fluffy white rice and douse with chili sauce.

>Kartana
>Although the meat is a bit on the metallic side, the oil makes a mouthwatering gravy or lubricative vinaigrette

>Guzzlord
>Although cooking this colossal beast yields a mountain of meat, every ounce of it is flavorless. Only suitable for intergalactic all-you-can-eat buffets.

>Blacephalon
>This scorching species combusts upon contact with the tongue. Only edible by the adventurous and asbestos-tongued.

>Necrozma
>Inedible. Known to cause mass hysteria, followed by leg spasms and internal thunderings.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 03:28:52 No.36850537 Report

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>>36850476
goddamnit now i wanna eat celesteela

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 03:52:34 No.36850591 Report

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Hard to cook, but delicious to eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 03:59:00 No.36850613 Report

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>>36850591
And lethal too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 06:24:03 No.36851026 Report

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>>36850476
>necrozma is literally MDMA

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 07:16:35 No.36851169 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 07:19:00 No.36851176 Report

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>>36850476
>tfw no Dungeon Meshi: Pokemon edition

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 08:15:52 No.36851343 Report

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>>36850613
Not if you cook it correctly, my friend.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 08:18:30 No.36851356 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 12:04:02 No.36851933 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 12:14:55 No.36851955 Report

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>>36850098
This, obviously. If it got hunted to almost extinction — must be worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 15:11:32 No.36852638 Report

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>>36850142
No.
It's made of plant matter, but it can feel.
It's an animal.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 15:59:24 No.36852891 Report

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Anyone here like shellfish?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:05:28 No.36852924 Report

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>>36851356
Nigga, that would put you in fucking trip.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:06:58 No.36852932 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:31:50 No.36853028 Report

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>>36850098
I wouldn't eat one but I'd let one eat me

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:39:18 No.36853071 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:46:38 No.36853095 Report

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>>36850098
god I want to slit that thing's throat. slit it up good, end it while I'm still full of life, putting my foot on its head while it tries to release itself from its suffering, me full of energy, it slowly fading away into infinity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:49:07 No.36853103 Report

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>>36850098
Cherubi's vestigial twin. That shit must taste delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:52:15 No.36853120 Report

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>>36853095

Empty your balls already, anon. That much testosterone being pent up inside you isn't good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:53:12 No.36853123 Report

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>>36853103
it's probably all rotten and tastes of alcohol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:58:22 No.36853143 Report

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>>36850173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFT4OgFxfes

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 16:59:39 No.36853146 Report

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>>36853123
Oh, well that's a shame. What about bounsweet? isn't its whole ass literally a giant real-life fruit?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 18:10:48 No.36853649 Report

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>>36850476
Based Louieposter

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 18:23:47 No.36853736 Report

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>>36850184
delete this

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 18:28:53 No.36853774 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 19:06:16 No.36854060 Report

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 19:10:25 No.36854085 Report

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>>36850476
Here's a (you) for your effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 19:40:54 No.36854257 Report

Quoted By: >>36854367 >>36854426

Screw the pokemon, I want to eat the poke girls.
Imagine encountering a young female trainer on a lonely route and defeating her in a pokemon battle. Defenseless and ripe for kidnapping. Knock her out, have some fun and then you can have a feast of delicious, tender teenager meat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 19:42:20 No.36854267 Report

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>>36850166
>that Clauncher on the right

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Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 20:00:12 No.36854367 Report

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>>36854257
not enough meat on them. Need someone larger, but not fatty.
maybe some juicy shaq meat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Oct 2018 20:12:35 No.36854426 Report

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>>36854257
Hannibal pls go

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