>>32870838>ywn have him slap the fish out of your hands at the market and point to the freshest ones>ywn wagon him around the city because his feet hurt if he stands for extended times>ywn lean against him, head sinking into the comfy back foam and read a book while he sleeps, sunbathing>ywn make snide whispers to him as he snickers at each and every one>ywn come back to find him stuck in your newly ripped shirt because he was curious about "clothes">ywn have him ask you to play bozo the clown for him for the millionth time and want you to watch it with him>ywn have him purposfully scare away people just because>ywn break your arm doing something stupid and have him follow way to close behind around the house in case you need help>ywn twll him the jokes so morbid you have to keep them to yourself>ywn have to explain, no you cant spar with humans and, no, they all weak to all typesnever
some anon's comments about ballio ages that were cute
