>>42539630You are given five buttons:
1. this button will erase Sword and Shield forever from history and Gamefreak will be retconned into a great company, releasing the highest quality games in the entire industry forever.
2. this button will erase Pokémon Masters from history, but you will be reunited with your waifu/husbando and she/he will love you
back.
3. this button will erase both of them and turn Gamefreak into a based company for all eternity, but you will die and go to heaven. Your waiu/husbando will be waiting you there to hear you confessing your feelings.
4. this button will make sure the Pokémon franchise will never ever be good again, but you will be rich and immortal. You will never die. You will be loved by all human beings.
5. this button will kill me and send my soul to hell for eternity, but all the following positive outcomes will apply simutaneously: -Gamefreak will become a great company forever.
-You will be reunited with your waifu/husbando and she/he will love you back.
-You will be rich and immortal, but you can still go to heaven for visits.
-You will be loved by all human beings.
You can only press one. Which one do you press? Choose wisely, the answer is obvious.