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I saw Cider at the Clover Guild in Capim Town yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for an autograph or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and waving his wing in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to fly out the Guild with like fifteen straw beds in his talons without paying the Cozy Toll:tm:.
The Chespin who was on sentry duty at the time was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Cider, we don't use straw beds here.” At first he kept pretending to be an apprentice of Wigglytuff's Guild, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the Guildmaster's chambers.
When the Meowstic took one of the straw beds and started tossing them into the corner, Cider stopped him and told him to leave one straw bed for himself so he could "make a nest for his clutch of eggs,” and then turned around and flashed a limited edition, signed copy of a Wigglytuffs Guild exploration pamphlet (fifth edition) at me. I don’t even know why he keeps those on hand, or where, for that matter. After Meowstic gathered up each straw bed and started to burn them, Cider kept interrupting him by yelling "CHATOT DID NOTHING WRONG!" really loudly, which started up an fierce argument between the other humons every time he said it.