>>27197897Because Mew is fucking rad yo. If he wasn't implemented in the game Mew would be knocking against your door and threatening to rape your asshole until you bleed out bleed from your eyesockets and vomit out your entrails. Mew would then proceed to eat your innards and go on to ravish your mother until she gives birth to many Mew babies which then escape out to rape many more fags like you. Eventually this world would be overrun by nothing but Mew. Blood, guts, hellfire, toxic waste, and filth will cover every corner and inch of this planet while Mews run amok and cause more rape and havoc and it's all your fault you dipshit.
