>>16833799And from that negro husk emerges a transvestite Zoroark with a dildo and a pair of fairy wings, xer illusion broken, xhe snarls at the professor.
"DAMN! Just when I thought that disguise was fool-proof, a legendary beast has to come along and ruin it! EVERY. FUCKING TIME. YOU GUYS HATE CIS SCUM OR SOMETHING? WE ARE A PROUD PEOPLE. -PROUD-!"
The Zoroark growls, then turns xis back to Augustine.
"Perhaps I should have chosen a more believable disguise, such as Tyler Perry, or that character that Tyler Perry plays that he uses as an outlet for his views on politics and transgendered sexuality...."
"WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE, SCREW YOU FRENCHY, THIS BOOK IS MINE--I STOLE IT FAIR AND SQUARE AND IT'S FOR MY ZORUA. He needs to learn how to git gud and usurp Lucario!"
The truth revealed, the transvestite makes xis escape using his pansy wings.
Gritting his teeth and clenching his fists, Sycamore mounts the shiny Raikou, "RAIKOU! Follow that Zoroark, Calem is depending on us, CHRISTMAS IS AT STAKE! If we fail, then I won't get to poussière ma chere's toile d'araignée! Her Mygavolt haven of juices! LET US BE OFF!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"
With a majestic yell, the Raikou uses Extreme Speed and heads for the Zoroark, who quickens xer flight.
As soon as the chase ensures, a nearby college student who saw the whole thing rubs his eyes, then blinks twice. He looks down at his Vileplume.
"Dude...am I high or did he just turn that fucking cardboard cow into a fucking sparkly tiger?"
>What does Sycamore do next!? 